Gavin Eddings

Writer/Stand-Up Comic/Podcaster/Straight Edge/Cat Lover

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My @StephenKing sign was a big hit at the #NoKingsDay protest!

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Democrats need to go full Kendrick on Trump over the Epstein stuff.
Unfortunately, they'll probably go Machine Gun Kelly.

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@ClayLaSoul @BrentTerhune I'm very excited for you to come to the show and for letting Brent know who the real draw is.

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@j_o_neill @BrentTerhune Oh nooooooooo!

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Happy Father's Day to all the moms out there trying to get another Kohl's gift card.

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Hey @Wendys, are your locations just allowed to close 15 mins early with a line full of people?

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@frogman13 @BrentTerhune Thank you for the incredibly kind review. It really made me smile

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Ope, OMG Con date is actually the 9th and 10th

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A lot of you always ask when I'm performing next, so here's a totally original graphic I made to promote.

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@KindrachukJason @BrentTerhune We will put them on the list!

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@frank765337840 @AkaPancho97 @admiralv1117 @AlexaBliss_WWE @stanleysteemer I hate to be the one to tell you, but all the female wrestlers you are talking to are definitely scammers trying to take your money.

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@thegreatgabobo

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@KindrachukJason @DrCanuckMD @HDTGM @BrentTerhune Predator is definitely on the list too! And I'm glad you enjoyed the Robocop episode. And don't forget, let's open the pit for ED-209!

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@KindrachukJason @DrCanuckMD @HDTGM @BrentTerhune Thank you for listening!

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Hey @SouthwestAir why do you keep delaying my flight from Reagan National in DC to Nashville? Delayed two and a half hours for seemingly no reason?

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This dog I just met referred to itself as Mr Worldwide so I think it might be part Pitbull.

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Why would Idris Elba want to be the next James Bond when he could be the next Blippi.

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I'm rooting for the Eagles in the Super Bowl strictly because of my love for @AbbottElemABC. #AbbottElementary

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I hope the build to #WrestleMania is half as good as the build to this Friday afternoon Zoom meeting #wwe