Gavin Fleming

Satire. Unfunny comedian. Sports enthusiast.

[Gavin Fleming @GavinFleming56]

@TheProjectUnity Nothing to see here

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Gnome believer

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@tyschmit Holy shit it’s spectacular

[🇧🇷 @RMH_MMA]

Day 45 of asking Paramount+ to make full UFC events available for rewatch.

@UFConParamount @paramountplus

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@ScottSBucs They gonna wish they did his deal before training camp after all this is said and done. His value will only go up.

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Bring back gladiator battles in the colosseum

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@gregauman Yes..but everyone knows there’s salary cap gymnastics. Like, gurantee X amount, make X amount condition based, make it an absurdly long contract and restructure later like they do with @PatrickMahomes , there’s a lot of options. @Eagles doing it.

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@jockowillink Get after it

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Let’s go!

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Unwavering confidence

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Absolute power corrupts absolutely

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Just put in for a job 5 states away. This is how men handle things right

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@AileenHnatiuk If they don’t give him an extension, it’ll be the biggest fumble in @Buccaneers history

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Does anyone believe @not_jeffepstein isn’t actually Epstein himself?

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@jakepaul This is gonna be sick

[Gavin Fleming @GavinFleming56]

2yrs now. I can now move vehicles.

[Nickel (NEW!) @5cented]

Havent jerked off in a week. I can move small objects with my mind now. Im typing this telepathically

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@AileenHnatiuk Have high hopes for @tezMania15 this year. I expect them to use him like a Tyreek Hill

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@ScottSBucs Have high hopes for @tezMania15 this year. I expect them to use him like a Tyreek Hill

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@AileenHnatiuk Was it tweaked while twerking

[Gavin Fleming @GavinFleming56]

I have too many interests. How can an algorithm switch between dragons, football, ancient history, ufc, drugs, gym, and gnome lore all one on algorithm? It cannot.