Gavin Hayman

Do it with a heart wide open...

[Gavin Hayman @GavinHayman]

@chillswim #coniston #endtoend 5.25 mile swim... done! Completed in just over 3 hours so not too shabby. We were well-looked after by @chillswim volunteers and crew so a big thank you to them. Next? A rest...!#conistonchillswim #conistonendtoend #openwaterswimming #conistonwater

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

It’s hard to know who and what to trust these days…

But this incredible clip nails it

Simply:

Don’t trust idiots

And how do you spot an idiot?

Look for the people who are cruel…

[Brendan May @bmay]

I have no words.

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

This Labour MP used sign language to highlight the lack of an interpreter at government Covid briefings.

Vicky Foxcroft, the Shadow Minister for Disabled People, asked Boris Johnson her question using only BSL after the government spent £2.6m on a new press briefing room.

[Paul Lewis @paullewismoney]

Two worlds. Rent allowance frozen for low income families and it often doesn’t pay all their rent anyway. MPs get all their rent paid on second homes https://t.co/8sD21Xeitg

[Brendan May @bmay]

Excellent, someone has done the inevitable Attenborough voice over. Perfect👌😂

Well done, whoever it was.

[Ben Watt @ben_watt]

Odd feeling as I turn out the light that nothing much has happened, and nothing much will happen again tomorrow, and days are going by unnoticed, and we only get so many days.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

If we had one second of silence for every person in the UK that have died of coronavirus so far it would last for 27.5 hours.

[Kevin McCloud @Kevin_McCloud]

It’s almost impossible to believe this is true. This is what happens to little narcissists at school. We are Johnny-no-mates.

[Richard Corbett @RichardGCorbett]

A #Brexit lesson: many of the benefits of the #EU are largely invisible, until you lose them:
https://t.co/5toSZ8XvJX

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

The 'back to school' scandal. Millions of kids mixed unnecessarily for one day while the virus raged. Boris Johnson’s incompetence is costing lives. Sound on.

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

The horse has bolted, took out a mortgage, bought a two bedroom terraced house, met a nice lady horse, had three horselets, traded up to a semi-detached, retired, and is now on a horse cruise around the Caribbean.

[Laura McInerney @miss_mcinerney]

So, to be clear, we just sent 3 million children into primary school FOR ONE DAY, so they could all mix around the virus, and *then* go into lockdown? That's what's actually just happened, right? My brain isn't making this up?

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

For my money, this from @rafaelbehr remains the best explanation of the continuing chaos.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Hard to feel very cheerful just now, but knowing that @BorisJohnson will be giving £350 million to the NHS this week certainly helps.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Last time this lot were doing a lap of honour, they'd just passed a Withdrawal Agreement without reading it & had to pass legislation nine months later that allowed them to breach it. It's just possible that no lessons have been learned...

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Never better put. https://t.co/7AIWVLzCPQ