Do you ever have a dream where your real life dreams come true and then you wake up sad cuz you realize it wasn’t real it was just a dream? Why you gotta do me like that dream fairy?
It’s 4pm and the only food I’ve eaten today is 5 packs of Welch’s fruit snacks. If that isn’t the best way to start the decade then I don’t know what is
It’s like everyone forgets how physics work as soon as they step into Costco...
I’m standing where you want to stand lady. Can you teleport? No? Well then you should probably back tf up.