Gavin Switzer 🌺

🇺🇸 He\Haw; Environmental Designer; Libertarian; Lift Run Shoot. गैविन स्वित्जर 🌺

[Gavin Switzer 🌺 @GavinSwitzer]

Fleeced

[Gavin Switzer 🌺 @GavinSwitzer]

Hey @espn there is 2 teams playing in this game. @Rjeff24 be better. #nba

[Gavin Switzer 🌺 @GavinSwitzer]

@Jaguars @BarstoolBigCat I think you know what to do here

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@BarstoolBigCat @PAWSChicago Not an intercourse guy

[Gavin Switzer 🌺 @GavinSwitzer]

Did anyone tell @DetroitPistons fans that there’s playoff basketball going on? The Arena is a ghost town. #NBAPlayoffs

[Gavin Switzer 🌺 @GavinSwitzer]

@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @VivaLaStool @DropAPinShow Is that at the lions fountain?

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Jarrett Allen 3rd Quarter

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@MrJerryOC *Will

[Gavin Switzer 🌺 @GavinSwitzer]

@peeweeelongway @BarstoolBigCat @lilsamsquanch66 Tweet of the year

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

Draft Day!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

If the ink isn’t dry yet, you still have time to do the right thing @GoHeels

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

*text from Max Homa “hey would you wanna go to this guys bachelor party he’s a producer on a podcast”

*Tiger reads text*

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@HoopGrids @PFTCommenter I think you know what needs to be done here

[Kent State Football @KentStFootball]

We mourn the passing of Golden Flash legend, Lou Holtz. His impact not only at Kent State, but to all of college football, will never be forgotten.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

See ya Sunday

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[Gavin Switzer 🌺 @GavinSwitzer]

@BarstoolBigCat would you trade the Bears entire defense + Ben Johnson for the entire Browns defense?

[Gavin Switzer 🌺 @GavinSwitzer]

Build this man a statue immediately

[Master Flip 🇩🇴 @Masterflip_]

Jose Ramirez breaks silence on signing below market extension from Guardians;

(Translation by Master Flip)

That was ultimately my decision, to take the extension. We went through a year and a half of negotiations, and when I finally signed, I got a significant salary bump. I knew it wasn’t fully reflective of my market value, and plenty of people made sure to point that out. But I’m a veteran, I understand how the game works.
Cleveland is a small market team, and they simply can’t pay me what I could command on the open market. So I told them, Let’s find a fair agreement that works for both sides.
I spoke directly with the GM. There were real trade discussions and offers from other teams willing to extend me at my full asking price, but my heart was set on staying in Cleveland. First and foremost, my children were born here. My wife feels comfortable in Cleveland and so do I. I owe this city a lot.
Since the day I arrived, I’ve never once been booed by these fans. I’ve seen how crowds in other stadiums treat players when results don’t come quickly, and that’s never happened here.

Via @hgomez27

[Gavin Switzer 🌺 @GavinSwitzer]

@ohiotate We don’t. No one has given me a better coaching option available. This is not the smart move. Our only two options are keep Stafanski or fire Stafanski and promote Schwartz. Thats it if we want to not lose our Super Bowl caliber defense

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@BarstoolBigCat Where is the @PFTCommenter asterix KC eliminated from the playoffs?

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@GlobalUpdates24 She’s going to claim immaculate conception.