Gavin Vinson

Faking it to get a handicap parking spot since '01

[Gavin Vinson @GavinVinson_]

I’m the Abraham Lincoln of breakfast sandwiches

[Gavin Vinson @GavinVinson_]

Gotta stop questioning if you’re making the right decision and start asking yourself “Would Larry live like this?” #WWLD

[Gavin Vinson @GavinVinson_]

To get to The SpongeBob you must show him compassion and understanding

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

[Gavin Vinson @GavinVinson_]

@facebookapp @Facebook Facebook starting reels reveals how the company is looking at their external environment in order to figure out their next move. Reels is facebook’s take on the short video trend to bring in more potential customers

[Gavin Vinson @GavinVinson_]

@Google Using the AI to further their same products into the same market shows how google is focusing on market penetration in their ansoff matrix

[Samwise3s @Samwise3s]

Remember, with no power comes no responsibility

[Gavin Vinson @GavinVinson_]

@astroboymatt Realest tweet I’ve seen

[Gavin Vinson @GavinVinson_]

All dogs are about to be jacked by the end of the summer from all the protein packed cicadas they’re feasting on

[Gavin Vinson @GavinVinson_]

The day has come once again

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I see some people arguing with this. Unfortunately you can’t, it’s a fact

[Gavin Vinson @GavinVinson_]

Do rich dudes install urinals in their master bathrooms?

[Gavin Vinson @GavinVinson_]

Glizzy.

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I’m gonna pioneer the Jeep Grand Cherokee wave just to piss of those who drive a Wrangler

[Gavin Vinson @GavinVinson_]

@AidanKYS Join the club

[Gavin Vinson @GavinVinson_]

Babies born in December, January and February will be known as “Corona Babies”

[Gavin Vinson @GavinVinson_]

Cook on sonic all you want, but nobody can deny that they had some stupid good songs, crush 40 smacks.

[Gavin Vinson @GavinVinson_]

Activities to pass the time while quarantined:
- 100 percent all songs on expert in guitar hero 3
- master all 5 chakra natures
- read something called a “book”
- perform the longest yeah boi in history
- become fluent in every language
- sleep for 3 days straight

[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

Circles an album by Mac Miller

January 17th, 2020