Gavin Krause

Professional Horse Gambler and/or Self Proclaimed Comedian (The Debunker)

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Uw Appleton would go so hard

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Stafford to megatron was fucking dope

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

@_okane__ @ActionNetworkHQ Lost my twitter account for a year… they’re out to get us

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

I wish I had a taco bell sponsorship

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

I’m back!

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

One day you’re buying Busch light and a hot dog and the next you’re buying tampons and carbliss

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Open bar at the work Christmas party… here goes nothing

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Checked the weather app and it told me it’s a scary time to be a handle of captain Morgan

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Happy hour! :)

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Do you know how unimpressed I am when a cover band does def leopard and the drummer has 2 arms

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Nothing could get between me and a margarita right now

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Grilling steaks, uncle kracker blaring, captain and coke poured, fish in the oven, potato casserole in the oven. Fuck you guys I’m having a weekend

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Anyone mind if I have a tequila sunrise while grilling out? #imback

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Let’s play a fun game of how high can I get, results to come!

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

I’ve taken 4 Tums to prepare my stomach for drinking tonight… getting old sucks

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Umbrellas are so slutty and for why

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Been a minute for the kid, y’all mind if I have a night?

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Why play the games if you’re not putting Florida state in.

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

If the plain white t’s played me a private show I’d die the happiest man of all time

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Lat Spread for the fellas today

[Gavin Krause @Gavinkrause36]

Me to Arby’s this morning