No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.
The Alligator: Hasn’t evolved in 8 million years because it is the perfect killing machine.
Florida Man: “What if I poke it with a toy?” 🤦
Logged into life today with absolutely zero fear and exactly one shared brain cell.
Play stupid games, win an invitation to be a midday snack. 🏆
Yall gotta run and watch Lord Of The Flies on Netflix. It’s a 4 episode adaptation and man, all I can say is how crazy it is. By the end of the last episode you’re left in shock 😭