Gawain Knight

Knight of Camelot, nephew to King Arthur.

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

You asked for it...Once the siege and assault of Troy ceased... https://t.co/ME2rsIpIeu

[Arthur Pendragon @ArthurianKing]

We have time, nephew. Go, tell your tale! #storytime #nofoodbeforeatale

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

It is a long story... #herewego #pleaseijustwanttoeat #shame #alltheshame https://t.co/YXbzGbtear

[Arthur Pendragon @ArthurianKing]

Gawain, nephew! You have returned! How was your quest? #tellall #leaveoutnodetail #mybravenephew

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

I thank you, kind sir, but I have been away so long I need to return to Camelot. Goodbye, sir, and God bless you and @WifeofBertilak #bye https://t.co/P2ei9gI56u

[Host Bertilak @BertilakHost]

Hi! #surprise

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

...Bertilak? #nowitallmakessence #wellcrap https://t.co/0eQSNi1Rr7

[Green Knight @Green_Knight66]

Now, let us return to my castle and @WifeofBertilak to feast and enjoy the beginning of this new year. #newyearnewknight #challengeisover

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

I thank you, sir, and will wear it always as a sign of my shame. #shame #moreshame #alltheshame https://t.co/7CuWdWAB0w

[Green Knight @Green_Knight66]

Your name is cleared @GawainKnightSir Take this green girdle and wear it as a reminder of this day. #giftofthegreenknight #greengirdle

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

I've been an idiot @Green_Knight66 I should have known better. Curse this girdle I hid! #awayfromme #allmyfault

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

..... https://t.co/jPIjCkqNw4

[Green Knight @Green_Knight66]

Consider the blows exchanged. You lack loyalty, but you love your own life so I forgive you. #iknowboutthegirdle #noshameinselflove #done

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

That's it! That was your one strike! Not my fault you only nicked me! Swing again and I will fight back! #exchangeisdone #ididmyduty #nomore

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

Oh come on! I did not do this to you! Just get it over with and stop this playing around! #itookonestrike #thismakestwo https://t.co/ybqVeRnGJA

[Green Knight @Green_Knight66]

Ah, so you have gathered your courage, I see. Well done, Sir, one swing and you flinch, but not for the second. #blowforblow #noflinching

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

Sorry...it will not happen again, though I am a dead man walking. #noflinching #offwithmyhead #thissucks #butiwilltakeitlikeaknight https://t.co/ybqVeRnGJA

[Green Knight @Green_Knight66]

Ah, so you have gathered your courage, I see. Well done, Sir, one swing and you flinch, but not for the second. #blowforblow #noflinching

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

I do my best. Do your worst I suppose. #goodbyecruelworld #tellmyuncleididmyduty #nevergoingfortheneckagain https://t.co/5K9iqWKzIW

[Green Knight @Green_Knight66]

You are a man of your word @GawainKnightSir Are you ready for your return blow? #exchangeofblows #ayearandaday

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

Oh come on! I can literally hear the axe being sharpened. #notcoolsir #notcool #myneckisantiaxe

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

Lord (and girdle) protect me. #whydidigofortheneck #shouldhavejustnickedhim #toolatenow

[Host Bertilak @BertilakHost]

It will take a miracle. https://t.co/cfDo94QPao

[Lady Bertilak @WifeofBertilak]

Do you think he will make it? https://t.co/jbLpdSw4cH

[Host Bertilak @BertilakHost]

If you must, @GawainKnightSir Have fun storming the castle!

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

The dreaded day has come. I bid you farewell @BertilakHost and @WifeofBertilak I'm off for the Green Chapel. #regrettinggoingfortheneck

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

My thanks, dear host. As yesterday, I have these three kisses and nothing more. #beyondawkward #nobodytellhim https://t.co/ttobCBjOZ3

[Host Bertilak @BertilakHost]

These foxes should satisfy @GawainKnightSir . What have you for me this day? #whatahunt #christmasexchange

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

....On second thought, I accept. #thiswillbeveryhelpful #justcantletmyhostknow #undeserving #manythanks https://t.co/hF6AYkWL25

[Lady Bertilak @WifeofBertilak]

Shame. This girdle is magic and protects the wearer from mortal harm. #magic #yourloss #yaygirdle https://t.co/PxClokH0Nd

[Gawain Knight @GawainKnightSir]

I thank you, mi'lady, but I could not possibly accept. #nothingtogive #lookatthatgirdle https://t.co/8jEghsRkvD

[Lady Bertilak @WifeofBertilak]

If you will not accept the ring, then please take this simple girdle from my waist. #simplegift #frommetoyou #letmetakethisgirdleoff