bruce

Ladies and gentlemen, let me lay on you a so-so entertainer, not much of a humanitarian, and this cat was never nobody's friend.

[bruce @GayArmada_]

if you die for israel you are a bot

[bruce @GayArmada_]

@mattyglesias i get that your entire thing is to attempt to extract money from being an accessible punchable dum dum to attract engagement and attention but this is kind of pathetic still

[bruce @GayArmada_]

@novussubsole @matthew_petti weird how there’s always enough democrats to vote this shit through and they’re never criticized or censured for it

[Pubity @pubity]

A US federal court just ruled that clean water isn't a human right in the Constitution.

Residents in Jackson, Mississippi tried suing the government over lead-contaminated water, but the suit has been dismissed due to this ruling.

[bruce @GayArmada_]

@Razanur89 WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!!!!!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

[bruce @GayArmada_]

jesus CHRIST does it piss me off when they compare this shit to the advent of ELECTRICITY. really man, the wire that brought ELECTRIC LIGHT into people's houses? that made them not have to burn fucking whale oil? you think your shit is on that level?

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

‘A kid growing up today will never be smarter than AI.’

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman has urged ministers at the G20 tech summit in North Carolina to embrace AI, warning that failing to do so would be comparable to rejecting electricity during the industrial era.

[bruce @GayArmada_]

@armentho it’s not curing cancer and why would we “automize researching”

[bruce @GayArmada_]

@Wade__Appleby @armentho yeah dipshit you can just say it’s going to solve literally every problem that has ever existed in the future and that makes you right you stupid fucking dumbass God I hope you people choke

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Every article from The Free Press is like “Hasan Piker Says He ‘Has Hopes’ For ‘Rape City’” and you read the article and it’s like “Hasan Piker recently said he hopes Israel will close Rape City, the area they’ve created where they somberly rape people for necessary reasons”

[bruce @GayArmada_]

@simon_bullows @JackMatherIRL ^^^ what sam altman said to his sister

[bruce @GayArmada_]

@beigepilled i’m not exaggerating even a little bit, i genuinely wish for you to swiftly commit suicide

[bruce @GayArmada_]

@beigepilled make brain come out of the back of your head dipshit

[bruce @GayArmada_]

@armentho NONE OF THOSE EXIST OR ARE SOLVING PROBLEMS THAT WERENT ALREADY SOLVED.

[bruce @GayArmada_]

look at the shitty fucking bots this garbage spawns to be in my replies!! that’s what this thing does lmao.

[Matthew Sitman @MatthewSitman]

I’m not sure I’ve ever read a news story that heavily implies so much at its start that it later explicitly states isn’t true

[bruce @GayArmada_]

@AliceClimbers end zone dancing that people were at a football game and not covid precautioning in…. late 2021????

[bruce @GayArmada_]

@jeaneur8 @JamesSurowiecki okay?????? are you fucking stupid or what?????

[bruce @GayArmada_]

@nostalgiafkninc @JamesSurowiecki here’s a screenshot

[bruce @GayArmada_]

i get he wants only to go on tv and talk about israel but doesnt he realize they only give a shit abt him because he’s a senator?an office he demonstrably doesnt care about retaining? the world is packed already with ugly freaks that love israel, john!

[bruce @GayArmada_]

gonna be laughing all day off the thought of john fetterman saying “ohhh i gotta poop too much” to avoid meeting literally legless veterans lmao. what’s his endgame?

[bruce @GayArmada_]

@TectonicImprov @slime_machine comparable transition is filthy frank stepping off the sinking ship of being an edgelord memer on youtube into a music career