Harry Wiltz

Just talking about my pussy.

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

Have you ever seen a cat's dick? DIDN'T THINK SO.

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

Gonna piss on yr couch.

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

So what are you guys doing, anyway? Got a new kitty and named him Jerome. Your turn.

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

Meow. *Barrrrrrrrf*

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

Meow. [Fuck you.]

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

Still alive, still gay, still a Cat Dad 4 Lyfe.

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

Everybody clawed up and drunk.

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

Still drunk from last night. Starting fresh again though. #meow

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

What are we brunching on right meow?

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

That gravy—it seduces me.

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

Have you ever, like, eaten Friskies? Do you think wet cat food smells like your mom's home cooking?

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

Would you not bang a guy bc he hates yr pussy?

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

Are you and your cats watching The A List Dallas? Who do YOU want to bang?

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

Good morning! Did you get snuggled last night? Did you get pussy?

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

CUTE CATS are a huge TURN ON.

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

ON THE RECORD: Have you ever had sex with a guy because of his cat? BE HONEST.

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

LET'S GIT DRUNK YOU GUYS!! TAKE A SHOT EVERY TIME YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR CATS!!!

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

Have you ever seen a cat's penis? Me neither! So weird. Good image that shit. Surprisingly (little) results.

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

Jesus fucking Christ. Cats.

[Harry Wiltz @GayCatDad]

Maybe one day I'll find a man who'll put up with my meowing fetish. Can't a boy purr in bed without being labeled a freak?