Gay College Kid

Just your average, gay, college kid finding the balance between functioning alcoholic and successful college student ---- Yes, I'm gay. God knows what he did.

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

I know alcohol isn't the answer, but it's my best guess. #sluttygirlproblems

[Gay College Kid @GayCollegeKids]

Ok fine, I'm just jealous I couldn't go trip on acid and dance my heart out this weekend #EDC #meh

[Gay College Kid @GayCollegeKids]

EDC got shut down for being too loud. Who didn't think that through before scheduling it? #dumbclubheads

[Gay College Kid @GayCollegeKids]

Work tomorrow? Da fuck did the weekend go?

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Looking at all these Vines of people out on the beach playing in the sun n shit. Well, I live in Chicago, where it is currently 50 degrees.

[Gay College Kid @GayCollegeKids]

And Taylor Swift is the cause of all those problems.

[Gay College Kid @GayCollegeKids]

Mariah Carey is the solution to all world problems.

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Living at home for the summer blows dick in the worst way possible. How is there nothing going on on a Friday night?! #takemebacktocollege

[Gay College Kid @GayCollegeKids]

Deleted my Grindr. I feel better already!

[Gay College Kid @GayCollegeKids]

Trying to figure out the CTA is like figuring out my sexuality #confusedatfirst #makessensenow #gay #chicago #transit @PeopleoftheL

[Gay College Kid @GayCollegeKids]

Anyone from the Chicago area? Boys Town/Wrigleyville tomorrow #letsgo

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I need a fucking massage after those finals and that 5k #everythinghurts #evenmybrain

[Gay College Kid @GayCollegeKids]

Mariah Carey <3 #np

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It would be really cool to be famous, I think.

[Gay College Kid @GayCollegeKids]

First day of summer: sleep, eat, work out, lay out, eat, drink.

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I've lived in Chicago my entire life and am finally going to my first Cubs game tomorrow! After getting wasted at the beach of cours #summer

[Gay College Kid @GayCollegeKids]

Living at home to save money was a horrible idea. I'm already bored as fuck and want to rip my eyes out.

[Gay College Kid @GayCollegeKids]

Final tomorrow. Moving back home Friday. Work starts Monday. This whole tweet literally fucking sucks.

[Gay College Kid @GayCollegeKids]

Done with your basic shiiiiit

[Gay College Kid @GayCollegeKids]

We are the crazy people