Gay Doctor Who

The 56th Doctor, recently dumped by my assistant Tim who ran off with a member of the Silence (Finger queen)

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Yes the 13th Doctor was a woman! it’s the 15th Doctor you should worry about!
He had Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen do up the Tardis!

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I've always been a firm believer in taking the plunger. #Pride2026

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So they are making Dr Who Lego.. I remember being stuck on a Lego planet barefooted.
Worse than being poked by a Dalek’s plunger.

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I'm auditioning for a new assistant today, I've come to the planet of "Urdong" it's like "Uranus" but less gassy.

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If I reverse the polarity of the zumbar flux and pull back the proton quiver beam. I think I can make the perfect cup of tea.

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When there's something strange up your neighbourhood.

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Beware! The Turdis!
https://t.co/Huy3lZelVP

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I've taken a dalek's plunger up the crack in space, I've bated the master!and I've forced the face of boe to give me a blowy.I'm the Doctor!

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While I was away the earth was invaded by 6 foot blonde blue eyed hunk aliens.
I vow to liberate the earth! Even if I get an anal probe!

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I'M BACK! I've been trapped in the buttocks of Bacamore. If it wasn't for a curry at alpha Centauri I'd have never escaped!

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@TheMissyMaster My hair is very 3023's it's in need of a touch up.

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Word of advice, don't touch an Ood's ball. I did and was married for a long period of time. #DrWho

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@TheMissyMaster That would be darling! I'm currently snipped by an ood and he does it with one hand clutching his ball.

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@TheMissyMaster My current personality is bent as a 2 bob bit but number 66 was an Australian drag queen.

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The Master has regenerated many times since Missy. My arch nemesis is now called The Mashter,
Played by Sean Connery.

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I'm the 67th Doctor and I'm alone at the moment. I'm going to the planet Zorn where the men have 2 penises.Maybe I'll get a BOGOF assistant!

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Used during my crap adventures.

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It's Not #Yes or #BetterTogether
it's #BetterTogetherYES

- Day of the Doctor (Scottish Independence version)

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Makes scratching my bum difficult #SaveTheDay #drwho50th

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Paul Mcgann shines! http://t.co/LDkJMBtQJ2