Gay Home Journal

Just a broken egg whipping up trouble one tweet at a time.

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Deep breathing exercises are excellent for relaxation, stress reduction. Excellent for sucking down deep-throat cock too. #PracticePractice

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Ladies you have the answer to homophobia: bring home a strap-on tonight, withhold sex until your bf tries it up the bum. #EqualOpportunity

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@jeepboyz thank you, kind sir

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Pretty boy, you realize sucking that cigarette will dry and shrivel you up like one of those kitchen witches? #SaveACigSuckMe

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Dear straight men: some of the hottest women hang out with us, ask our advice. You should get on our good side. Then kneel.

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You should always eat my ass after every workout. #ExerciseTips

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I've met many a bottom boy that would benefit from carrying around tampons to clean things up in there. #ChristmasIsComing

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Reply, retweet and follow: will he spit or will he swallow? #BoyProblems

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

A Message to the US Senate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG5VK2lquEc

[OMG Woosh... @OMGWoosh]

Did you know that grapefruit are not related to grapes at all?! omg. Read more --> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapefruit

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Surprise him with breakfast in bed this morning. Put a napkin in your undies, go back to the bedroom and sit on his face.

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Penis is an excellent natural cough suppressant. #HomeRemedies

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Lick the spoon, sweetie. #AfterSexTalk

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@DaddyBearCub I don't think you understand yet how @replies work. nobody sees them but those who already follow both of us. capiche?

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@jeepboyz we only said "waking up"... not getting out of bed ;)

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@DaddyBearCub hey thanks but... any tweet that starts out with an @ sign is only seen by those who follow both the tweeter and the @person

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Waking up would be so much easier with a buddy system. #MorningTips

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We only tidy up our apartment when a hookup might be coming over.

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A big piece of meat and two potatoes will fill any boy quite nicely. #NaturalBeefTonight

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@aTOMicsplicer @cincycub bring it ;)