Gay Ken Doll

Being gay is an evolutionary gene mutation that predisposes us to lavish lifestyles and hair product. It's science.

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

Post about your boyfriend one more time 🔪🔪🔪

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

If you wear Patagonia, I will probably date you.

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

Beyonce is the queen.
Everyone else, peasant.

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

Showers are better with sex.

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

Can I drink on Christmas?

Yes.

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

I can tell everything by the kiss. 👌

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

Power bottoms unite.

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

I ignored your text, and yes, now I'm tweeting.

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

Ben and jerry can get this at the same time, any night.

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

You all can wear scarves now. And I won't judge you.

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

The amount of sex I have is inversely proportional to the amount of sex I want.

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

Your body will not last forever. Guaranteed.

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

When gay boys overdo the sassy thing. #turnoff

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

I get that really short shorts on bottoms is hot, but like I'm not taking you out in public like that.

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

I 💚 not iOS 7, bye

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

I just want beyonce to notice me.

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

@BamaGay nothing is too complicated for tanning

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

@ThatAwkwardGay @MrSouthernGentt you already came out of it once, I won't put you through that again.

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

@ThatAwkwardGay @MrSouthernGentt come and play in my closet anyday. #scarfshow

[Gay Ken Doll @GayKenDolly]

Suddenly, not a single fuck was given.