Pretty Gay Liar

~I'm the gay pretty little liar you never knew about~

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*finds a sugar daddy*

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Yay for MLK Day
Now I can take a big black cock up my ass and no one can give me shit about it

[Pretty Gay Liar @GayPLL1]

Who do I have to suck to get this job ?

[Pretty Gay Liar @GayPLL1]

When your masturbation game is on fleek

[Pretty Gay Liar @GayPLL1]

I know what I'm jerking off too for the next 2 weeks

[Pretty Gay Liar @GayPLL1]

Then I wouldn't need a man for anything

[Pretty Gay Liar @GayPLL1]

I wish my dick was big enough so I could fuck myself

[Pretty Gay Liar @GayPLL1]

Except this time of course
I'm actually just on social media in the bathroom
Or am I?...😏

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I like to make sure my family knows I take my phone in the bathroom with me so when I masturbate they think I'm on my phone

[Pretty Gay Liar @GayPLL1]

Justin Bieber doesn't have to be a good singer
He just has to let me sit on his face

[Pretty Gay Liar @GayPLL1]

I masturbated to Zac in High School Musial 3 last night so NYE wasn't a total bust

[Pretty Gay Liar @GayPLL1]

So I'm really disappointed I didn't sing karaoke and get kissed by Zac Efron yesterday

[Pretty Gay Liar @GayPLL1]

Forget a New Years kiss
I just want to get some New Years dick
👅

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Although if the holiday gives me an excuse to have great sex then yeah Happy New Years Eve 😏

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I can get drunk and party till 2am any day

So I'm not too bummed about today 💅

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Well today I'm just gonna cuddle up in a big blanket and watch Netflix...

So it's basically like any other day of my life

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2015 is around the corner..

Yay another year for me to fuck up 👍

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Netflix is better than a boyfriend

[Pretty Gay Liar @GayPLL1]

Do you wanna build a snowman?

No I just wanna cuddle and watch Netflix

[Pretty Gay Liar @GayPLL1]

When mom says that I should eat something cuz I look too skinny