GayPants

Sir Gaylord Dickswallow; Duke of Blumpkinham

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Finally put in my Christmas tree. #OrIsItPutUp?

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Almost Thanksgiving, and you know how i like my stuffing...in my ass.

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Off to the Butt-Hut

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#Wanted: A dong or couple digits in my duker.

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If i was at the #Olympics, i would win the brown medal.

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#NationalPizzaMonth

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Do your balls go inside the cock-ring too or just your cock? #AskingForAFriend

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I use lipstick around my butt-pucker.
#NationalLipstickDay

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Nice dick, no homo #MenIn4Words

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I got some buns you can put your meat in between #NationalHamburgerDay

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@OhGaret A sandwich?! Way to get my hopes up #ithoughthemeantpenis

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Lord of The Flies @RedTube https://t.co/Utk5ItnOOy

[So Drunk @ShitFacedFuck]

Freddy Got Fingered https://t.co/iRFfNjhHmz

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#AnalTime

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Hahaha #420 followers #tokeup my #buttup

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Today was like Groundhogs Day...just kept gettin dicked over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over

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#happy2017 #Hello #HAPPYNEWYEAR #hungover from #dong

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'I like geeky stuff...like a cock in my butt. THE GEEKIEST STUFF OF ALL.' - @billyeichner

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Donald Trump? More like Donald pump-that-dick-in-me.

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All that dick is missing is my butthole.

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Master Ass Blaster #My3WordDreamJob