Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡

she/her | ger/eng | ✨6'4✨ | 🌻jestering and pestering🌻 | dms open for moots, non-men, and men who are willing to pay | MDNI

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

how i pull up to the funeral of the imaginary son my parents have been mourning since i came out

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

@loserdollmay tyyyy!

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

first look at my new fangs!!
already bit three oomfs today~

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

only two days left until i get my permanent fangs installed!!

I'm so happy my dentist just goes along with all my stupid requests c:

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

I want to dye my hair black so bad!!! but it's so permanent :(((

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

@THINGSTERFSSAID they just use dental composite to add a little more length to the canine teeth, that's the same material used to fill cavities. the whole procedure doesn't damage your actual teeth and is completely reversible ✨

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

only two days left until i get my permanent fangs installed!!

I'm so happy my dentist just goes along with all my stupid requests c:

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

@Gabrioshka i'm paying 70€ per tooth, so it's quite reasonable i think

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

@c0matosehoes komm dir ein paar bissspuren abholen 🙂‍↕️

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

@jirachytft i'm just really lucky i don't mind my shoulders, because i probably could never afford this surgery, and i also don't know of any surgeons here in Europe who perform it..

anyway i hope you find something that works for you :)

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

once again noticing how attracted i am to wider shoulders and longer clavicles in women, i think they're so hot!

despite my preferences, i'm impressed with this surgery. it turned out beautiful, and i'm genuinely happy for her!!! i rly hope care like this becomes more accessible

[Fox Kaldir @catkaldir]

Of the many surgeries I had, I also had clavicle shortening. after/before

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

@jirachytft valid! i also have dysphoria about my shoulder/hip ratio, but i blame my hips.. otherwise, i'd definitely consider this surgery! i've already had a lot of bone related injuries/surgeries in the past, so I don’t really mind having bone removed, imo it's lower risk than expected

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

barely three hours of sleep and spilled coffee all over myself, oh yeah...

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

i just love spending my morning stranded at the most rundown train station

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

i just love spending my morning stranded at the most rundown train station

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

@PrincessCarlaMH always do!

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

just ate a lemon

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

@c0matosehoes one of my favourite snacks 🙂‍↕️

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

god i need someone to enter me

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

oomf steals and collects 'wet floor' signs everywhere she goes and hangs them on her wall, and somehow that's not even in my friends' top five weirdest hobbies

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

4½/5 🙂‍↕️

[lux @paperssil]

No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver's license

[Rhea 🏳️‍⚧️🌻♡ @GayRheality]

it's really juicy btw