Daniel

Wanna-be soccer mom who makes dad jokes. DMs are closed. He/ him

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

Where we flying ✈️

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

Woke up with my nipple ring tangled in a loose thread from our sheets, looking like goddamn Chappell at the Grammy’s

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

I know everyone’s worried about the economy, etc, but what are lawmakers doing about making the “vacant/ occupied” locks legally required in public spaces?? Where’s that platform?? @AOC

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

Guy at the office whose main job is apparently walking around talking to whoever will listen just showed up with an eye patch….

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

Hour one into Oktoberfest and I’ve just never seen so many men who can’t pull off a hat

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

Still gay

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

Called Steven EleaSnora Roosevelt and then he called me Limp Dick Cheney and now everyone’s mad

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

Neither of the guys shitting in the work bathroom know I’m lip syncing to On My Own (Glee Version) in the mirror

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

My eye doctor

[ray @styledinred]

1 OR 2?

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

Cowboy Carter tomorrow, fits secured 🤭🤭

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

Hope we see him at Cowboy Carter next Saturday!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Robert Francis Prevost is the first American-born Pope.

He hails from Chicago.

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

An American pope just doesn’t feel as chic

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

@colt0n_12 Big same

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

@jinagarten Wow we stay losing on this app

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

@jinagarten It’s still here

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

Time to sell some undies again 😈😈

$10/ pair, clean
$15/ pair, from the gym
$20/ pair, loaded

Local Columbus pick up or US shipping (buyer pays)

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

Still not over my Roman Empire (Jess Vosk’s final performance as Elphaba)

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

Any followers in Portland?? 👀

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

@andrewasei

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

I just know drag queens across the country are figuring out Mayhem routines rn

[Daniel @GayRoommateProb]

This economic blackout is doing GREAT things for my bank account, should we do it every month?!?!