Dr. Yogurt Pocket

Thing/it. Can swallow anything. intj/cunt. Can't stop making cream (slightly sweetened)

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

Sometimes I think my life has meaning and then I remember billions of years of evolution has led to me deliberately making my arm go dead before I wank off to a man in a dress

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

@desimulated Ching ching chong, ooga booga chong ching herro ❤️

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The "gay friend" coaches the females of the group to become crass and unfuckable in a Machiavellian effort to hoard all the cock for himself.

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

Not now kitten, daddy is trying to reconcile his life choices with his long term personal goals

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

People love bird song, but when I scream "I'm horny" at 05:30 my neighbours call the police

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

Im no passenger princess, I'm a sitting-in-shotgun sub slut

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

"It's warm today"

FUCKING HELL MARGARET, IS IT? IS IT REALLY? I THINK YOU'VE FUCKING CRACKED WHY MY BALLS HAVE BEEN GLUED TO MY THIGHS ALL DAY. WHAT A FUCKING OBSERVATION. THEY SHOULD CALL YOU THE TELESCOPE.

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

Two journalists at the BBC, either end of a room, throwing chairs at each other while wearing waste paper bins as makeshift helmets

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

People into teen fiction be called

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

I should write a will before I die, but I've run out

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

Gonna walk into the ocean in the middle of the night to give my death a certain mystique

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

Unfortunately, they didn't specify that they wanted an MD not a Ph.D. I hope Gerald liked my deconstruction of the first act of Aschylus' Oresteia before he slipped into oblivion

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

There was announcement asking if there was a doctor on board the last flight I took.

I raised my hand.

A man was having a cardiac arrest.

I was applauded as I made my way to the back of the plane.

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

Annuncio vobis, gaudium magnum, habemus KFC

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

Political commentators so desperate for news that they are now reporting when things don't happen. There are subs caged in sex dungeons that don't beg for it this hard

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

Furiously wanking to ejaculate all the microplastics out of my balls

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

Do prostitutes charge corkage on lubricant?

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

Stick a bung in my munt

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

You've been triggered? No, you must be mistaken. The only thing I trigger is my AR-15 when I point it at woke liberal scum 😎

[Dr. Yogurt Pocket @GaySkeleton42]

My face when I realise the alpine sauna I'm visiting on holiday is actually a gay bathhouse and the look Hairy Heinrich is giving me suggests he hasn't seen anyone under the age of 30 inside for a few years