Sometimes I think my life has meaning and then I remember billions of years of evolution has led to me deliberately making my arm go dead before I wank off to a man in a dress
"It's warm today"
FUCKING HELL MARGARET, IS IT? IS IT REALLY? I THINK YOU'VE FUCKING CRACKED WHY MY BALLS HAVE BEEN GLUED TO MY THIGHS ALL DAY. WHAT A FUCKING OBSERVATION. THEY SHOULD CALL YOU THE TELESCOPE.
Unfortunately, they didn't specify that they wanted an MD not a Ph.D. I hope Gerald liked my deconstruction of the first act of Aschylus' Oresteia before he slipped into oblivion
There was announcement asking if there was a doctor on board the last flight I took.
I raised my hand.
A man was having a cardiac arrest.
I was applauded as I made my way to the back of the plane.
Political commentators so desperate for news that they are now reporting when things don't happen. There are subs caged in sex dungeons that don't beg for it this hard
My face when I realise the alpine sauna I'm visiting on holiday is actually a gay bathhouse and the look Hairy Heinrich is giving me suggests he hasn't seen anyone under the age of 30 inside for a few years