A Gay Kid™

There is no filter between what I think, and what I tweet. I'm also bitchy drag queen. You have been warned. 19 Snapchat: typicalgay Kik: TypicalGayKid

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

You told me you would do whatever it took to get him out of my life. Was making assumptions and telling lies necessary?

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

I'm so confused, what just happened?

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

I'm so dumbstruck.

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

Me: *listens to a Glee Christmas album*

Me: *cries because I remember they cancelled my favorite show*

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

A chest would be pointless without nipples. #pun

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

If vegans don't eat eggs because it could have become a chicken, does that mean all vegans are pro-life? #seriousquestion #askingforafriend

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

Can we start a petition to start honking at people who don't use a turn signal?

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

Can feelings just not? I'm not ready for this shit yet.

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

If you ever say "s'up bro" to me, I will cut you out of my life and walk away. I ain't got time for your straight boy shit. 💁🏻

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

There 👏 is 👏 no👏 point 👏 in 👏 linking 👏 your 👏 Instagram 👏 with 👏 your 👏 Grindr 👏 if 👏 your 👏 Instagram 👏 is 👏 private 👏

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

If you can't handle my sass, than you don't get my ass. 💁🏻

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

I had the most amazing dream, and it was about me and @troyesivan dating. I wish I didn't have to wake up.

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

I think I'm going to have a date literally every night this week with different people. 😂

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

I'm only a whore on days that end in Y.

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

Loving with your whole heart means you hurt with your whole heart too.

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

Boris Johnson looks like an uncircumcised dick with Owen Wilson's hair.

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

I wish he cared like I do.

[A Gay Kid™ @GayTypical]

I feel like today was the start of a new beginning.