Gay for Tips

Lifestyle Advice for the Alternative Lifestyle. Each week, we dish #GayTips, #GayFacts and #Gayspiration on a different topic. Run by local #Gay, @trost_mike

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It doesn’t get better. You do.

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Happy pride month! Being gay is the only thing keeping you from being awful, so for fuck sake, be proud.

And remember: Love and like you!

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I'm a pissed off cockroach motherfucker.

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There are no gay people in Chechnya? No, bitch, there are gay people everywhere and there always will be.

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It's time for the first episode of "Why Are Str8 People Like This". Today, we honor @barrymanilow and chide all str8 people everywhere.

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Plz watch this short film I made honoring the wonderful Gays who danced outside @IvankaTrump's home. Ivanka, if ur watching: I hate you! :D

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Plz share this film to support @BryanJFischer's assertion that 'LGBTs' culturally appropriated rainbows from god. #GayTips #GaySacrilege

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@BryanJFischer Sorry that this is as poorly drawn as your conclusion! I hope you never find happiness :D #GayTips

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Gilbert Baker created arguably one of the most important, recognizable symbols today. He shaped lives and identities, and I thank him. RIP

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Today's crafts are tomorrow's antiques. Keep making beautiful stuff, you beautiful gay jackasses.

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Next time you got to Michael's, mention that you're gay and your cashier will give you a complimentary bag of pink pipe cleaners.

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Color chalk made me gay.

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How often and loudly do I need to say "Gay couples on home renovation shows are the height of television" before Logo and HGTV merge?

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Cross stitching is a great way to pass time, because you get to write gay stuff by stabbing something multiple times.

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Stamping making is great because you can make a stamp that says "GAY!" and stamp it everywhere.

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This took me 5 hours to make and was not worth it.

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Gays and people who do crafts already have a lot in common. Mainly, both their lungs are caked in glitter.

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Rhinestones have done more for Gay people than literally any republican ever.

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Even your painting outfit should look gay. That's why whenever I paint, I wear either a mesh crop top OR full drag.

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Soak your brushes in baby oil for 5 minutes to get out as much paint as possible. You're gay, right? Then you have baby oil, probably.