Gay Harry Potter

Dumped Ginny. Turns out I would have preffered it if she had a real wand.

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#LaptopOutOfJuice is trending? You muggles must have finally found Hogwarts.

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Lord Voldemort is #NotIn2012. You're welcome.

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#ThingsIRegret That hairstyle I had during the Triwizard Tournament.

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#IGetMadWhen Slytherins ask me if I've told my parents I'm gay yet.

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#1FactAboutMe I didn't kill the basilisk because it was petrifying people. I killed it because it had no sense of style.

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"You have your mother's pineapples." #ReplaceQuotesWithPineapples

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#ICantGoADayWithout getting "Weasley is our King" stuck in my head...

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#ARealFriend will help you defeat Voldemort AND help you defeat tan lines.

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#3ThingsINeed Staring role in a movie, staring role in a musical, a good manicurist. Two down. One to go.

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I hope I get what I asked @Santa_St_Claus for. Not sure how he can fit an all Wizard strip club under my tree though...

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#TheDevilInside sounds like a really gross porno name.

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Accio Ryan Gosling! *waits...* Damn... #FirstWorldPains or rather #MagicalWorldPains

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Not accessorizing 2 days before Christmas? #YouKnowBetterThanThat I'm lookin at you Mad Eye.

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#DearSanta: All I want for Christmas is a chance to Avada Kedavra Jimmy Fallon.

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#iwannameet Justin Beiber. And then #iwannaMEAT him.

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#Waystodie Getting your horcruxes destroyed by a gay guy, a ginger, and a nerd.

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On the upside, I never have to come out to my parents... haha... hahaha.... yeah...

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I think my whole life has been an attempt by my parents to "straighten" me out. #epicfail If Voldy couldn't do it I'm #beyondscaredstraight

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My magic, gay, bearded role model...

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Dumbledore really helped pave the way for us other gay wizards.