DJ

My name's DJ.
I also do weddings

[Mixmag @Mixmag]

Alice Deejay 'Better Off Alone' (Brass Band remix) 😂

@MrWilsonsSecond

[DJ @GayestMaiden]

So I'm doing a paper on Marriage Equality for my English class and I went to the White House website to look for something and this happened... @WhiteHouse?

[✌🏻 @macker1313]

Preschool program: Gus thinks out loud.

[Park @freepark_ing]

Wrong number just sent me this... Rachel you better be ready

[Junebug @juneelite]

When New Yorkers hear a violin 🤣🔥🎻

[DJ @GayestMaiden]

I love musicians wives more than I love them. Like I don't know why but like they're just so fucking precious and perfect and amazing human beings and I love them so much! They're my fucking idols and seeing them makes me so happy! #marypoole #lynzway #sarahurie

[DJ @GayestMaiden]

I never realized how hard college was until I had three papers due and found a new show on Netflix. #imfucked

[DJ @GayestMaiden]

Are you a Despacito gay or a Gasolina gay?

[DJ @GayestMaiden]

Wait a minute. If Jesus died on the cross for our sins then why didn't God forgive Eve for what she did in the Garden of Eden? Why the fuck do I have my period if Jesus died for our sins. I want a fucking refund.

[NO LONGER ACTIVE, FOLLOW ME ELSEWHERE @Siplick]

Painted @LydiaCoutre's peach kitty because he is adorable 🍑

[DJ @GayestMaiden]

So I was looking up how to become an egg donor and looks like my Shrek looking ass can't do it #toouglydamn #eggdonation

[DJ @GayestMaiden]

@Google I don't see why this is a problem

[Gavin Free @GavinFree]

Please stay out of my way I am working.

[helen @helen]

Robust

[DJ @GayestMaiden]

What's @edsheeran's favorite movie? A-Team.

[DJ @GayestMaiden]

Brendon Urie is pansexual!!!! #panpride #joinus #yasss 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉