I told my mom that her apple pie tasted a little weird this year, and she goes “Really? I always use the same recipe. The nutmeg was a bit clumpy, maybe it didn’t blend well…”
She takes out the jar to show me, and after a very long pause, I say “Mom…this expired 24 years ago.”
On a train. Teenage girl opposite me reading a book. Woman sitting at the next table along said the book looked interesting and asked if she could look at it. Girl said yes. Then woman asked if she could read it. Now girl is sitting politely whilst the woman reads her book!!!
National Highways have issued a severe weather alert for gales affecting the North West region tomorrow, Monday 13th November, between 0900 & 1600
Road users are advised to check ahead of their journeys & plan for any potential disruption
More info here: https://t.co/3jX3ZG9xnJ
💰The company that bought Learndirect, formerly England’s largest training provider, owes the government a ‘large debt’ after officials identified ‘ineligible’ funding claims during its liquidation https://t.co/rEIZJtpg74
https://t.co/rEIZJtpg74
Possibly the scariest piece of TV ever created:
John Noakes climbing Nelson's column in Trafalgar Square, in flares, with no harness.
It just gets worse and worse.
@Invisible_Lady1@JeremyClarkson Because it's Jeremy Clarkson. It's just bullying tactics. The snowflakes who can't see someone trying to support an industry that's on its knees because of prejudice and spite.
@JeremyClarkson Absolutely brilliant TV demonstrating what an absolute bunch of cock wombles the councillors are in your area. How can it possibly be so hard for farmers to make money and use their own land for their own benefit?
Apprenticeships – are they still a best kept secret?
We spoke to Karen Kelly, Regional Co-ordinator of @EofEAAN to find out more:
https://t.co/Snt9I6pO6f
Whenever you’re feeling down about life and thinking that no one cares, just remember you’ll be dead soon and none of this will matter. Have a great day.