Jeb! Bush 2028

late 20s. I play and write music. Shitposts. Untagged hard kink. Guess there's a lotta porn now? Momma, little, sadist, ya know. Bass clarinets are sensual.

[Jeb! Bush 2028 @Gaysoundwaves]

My president

[Jeb Bush @JebBush]

It’s over. We are back.

[marl @heartwrrm]

maybe

[dorkazoid (anthrocon soon :))) @r3alracc00n]

how to get pee out of mattress google

[bailey Lite @F0XPISS]

oooh you have a crush on me so bad

[🌰 @Nutguy2100]

No this can't be happening man no no no

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

yea im thinking its diapey time

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

what bro 😭

[frankie steins gay uncle || spoilers @kuntimora]

googled one of my old usernames and the AI overview showed my entire legal name and where I work

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

will never forget the late night uber driver telling me they died so fast they don’t get to go to heaven; they just became nothing. really wish i knew more of his theories.

[Jeb! Bush 2028 @Gaysoundwaves]

@stefisgirlnow They're on some shit but this is also a silly tweet. To keep your boner stiff/maintain cis women's levels of T for multiple reasons.

[aj 𐂂 @ionrobotcookie]

omfg they was strict in 2021

[stenka razin @stenka56701]

@kickfliptomboys I'm sorry for playing minecraft instead of reading the critique of pure reason at 7 years old

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A YouTuber has been arrested after he skinned, cooked, and ate a stray dog in a video protesting rising livestock prices

Ayoub Ben Nesnes has been charged with offences including animal cruelty

[rde @rde_or_not]

I miss this account dude every so often you'd see that they raided Davy Jones' locker

[Puglin Brute @Puglin_Brute]

@SoliSolitaires bros tryna pull a fast one 💀

[Mask @Mask_CH_SP]

Uuuuuuh you DON'T want to hit me with a water move uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Thel 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @EPM106]

bob is obviously real diegetically but people get sooooooooo obnoxious when anyone even mentions the the obvious allegorical element

[junobutt @sentio_avarus]

i should note that this dialogue is from the ubiquitous haley takes over your farm and owns you for a year mod

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[Pseudosodomyyy^_−☆ @pseudoxoxo]

What are you waiting for? Suck my cock

[Kayze 🔞 @KayzeCutie]

On your knees for mommy