Gaythri Madhavann

Sailor girl! Love my family, my job, my friends, photography, Rajnikanth, music & books. And I think simplicity is the most attractive quality one can possess!

[Gaythri Madhavann @GaythriM]

@XplodingUnicorn Story of my life!

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@arunjaitley

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@SushmaSwaraj

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@sardesairajdeep

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@narendramodi ji.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

What is important is not so much how long you live as whether you live a meaningful life. This doesn’t mean accumulating money and fame, but being of service to your fellow human beings. It means helping others if you can, but even if you can’t do that, at least not harming them.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: Who unrolled the toilet paper, a kid or the pig?

Me: It’s covered in mud.

Wife: That tells me nothing.

[International Women Seafarers Foundation @IWSFLadyatsea]

Launching International Women Seafarer Foundation(IWSF) on 3rd Nov 2017. Expecting everyone's support to make it great success.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 3-year-old called her plain bagel a "sad doughnut" and now I have to update my grocery list.

[Gaythri Madhavann @GaythriM]

When u find out there's a new funner way to sing "Saravana bhava enum thiru mandhiram" 💕❤😍
@sidsriram killing it at #chennaiyilthiruvaiyyaru

[TIMES NOW @TimesNow]

One day I decided to break free from all this claustrophobia: Viewer Sharmila Bhandari #IAmNirbhaya No more hushed tones

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: I hate spelling tests.

Me: They matter. Do you know what happens if you can't spell?

6: I'll use spellcheck like you.

Touché.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: I’m faster than a cheetah.

Me: No you’re not.

4: I am if it’s sleeping.

Touché.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: I can't be president.

Me: Why not?

6: I'll be queen.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: If I died, would you remarry?

Wife: It depends.

Me: On what?

Wife: If I got convicted of your murder.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My stages of winter weight gain

1) This shirt is getting tight

2) I'll wear a sweater so no one can tell

3) This sweater is getting tight

[Gaythri Madhavann @GaythriM]

@IndiaPostOffice Your website cannot be opened on Chrome due to privacy issues. I need to check the status of a consignment.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I sent my wife an article on a lady who banged her spouse each day for a year

My wife sent me one on a husband murdered for insurance money

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: I don't want to clean my room.

Me: Who will do it for you when I'm not around anymore?

6: Robots.

The future sounds amazing.