The lesbians in my town arenโt actually gay, the lesbians on tinder are all weird with hella baggage, the lesbians on twitter are too famous and the ones on tik tok are 14. How tf am I suppose to find a girlfriend in this place
Planning to go to @Earpapalooza but haven't got your ticket yet? Well, lucky for YOU, @AFishNamedSpish and I still have a ticket to sell for the early bird sale price of $150US.
That gives you an extra $25 to spend on merch or autos/photo ops!