Gaz Juttla🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

What are you sad about, everyday you make the sun come out, even in the pouring rain

[Gaz Juttla🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GazJuttla]

@lewisjobrien @Cleverdics @GreggsOfficial @TheSun The REAL way is not to film it, post it on Twitter then tag a toilet roll manufacturer in the process

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

This one by a mile. He blocked me while he was on the ISS. I was blocked by a bloke in actual space.

[dphole @dphole]

@PaulEmbery @DawnBusby8 Absolutely crazy. Most people jump off
a bridge after listening to an Eagles song.

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

This is wild. The Atlantic has obtained a copy of Jason Arday's book proposal. In it, he claims to have:

- Experienced 'locked-in' syndrome for several months after being hit by a car. Doctors advised his family to have the life support machine turned off, but he awakened 'miraculously'

- Been struck down by testicular cancer (though this changes in the book to brain cancer)

- Been beaten up by a group of kids and then, in court, pleaded with the judge not to jail them. Coincidentally, two of the kids later became his students, and Arday became godfather to the child of one of them

- Aborted a suicide attempt on a bridge after listening to an Eagles song.

- Been awarded several accolades - of which no proof exists online.

- Been told by a 'shaman woman' in Brazil that he would suffer greatly but also do great thing. 'Every event she described has since come to pass,' he wrote.

The book is due for publication next week by @simonschuster. Surely they have to pull it. https://t.co/GMjBEx3gcU

[Conjob @sambosravioli]

Bought him for £27m. Sat him on the bench for a year. Sold him for £45m. Interesting.

[Gaz Juttla🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GazJuttla]

@cjb1990_ I was convinced we had him on loan, when he signed I just assumed it till the end of the season. I was saying in our group chat that couldn’t believe a loan player was captain 🤦‍♂️

[👤 @FacelessRanger]

To go from the best & most consistent european performances in my lifetime between 2018-2022 to this…

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Hotels letting you in at 4pm but kicking you out at 10am is one of the most accepted scams in travel.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

In Northern Ireland a player hit the ball out of the ground…

And it got smashed by a moving train! 😂😳

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Gianni Infantino signs letter on behalf of FIFA in full support of Gianni Infantino.

[Kit Crimes ⚽️ @KitCrimes]

Beckham: "We're going to own the colour orange in club football."

Blackpool, Dundee United and all of football are happy to tell you that you're talking bullshit.

[Meryem Arik @MeryemArik9]

Pictured: Google Deepmind CEO Demis Hassabis steps down to become chair

[Darts Behind The Oche 🎯 @DartsBehindThe]

GARY ANDERSON 3 X BULLSEYE 😱🎯🔥

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝗚𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗔𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝗕𝘂𝗹𝗹-𝗕𝘂𝗹𝗹-𝗕𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗼 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 🎯🔥⭐️

[Daniel @DanielH_LUFC]

No way is the joke candidate actually winning in the polls 💀

[Gaz Juttla🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GazJuttla]

@Vintage_Gers Small please

[Vintage Gers @Vintage_Gers]

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[crossy @crossy72_]

Constantly wanting players back is an exhausting and toxic trait among our support. I liked the 2 of them when they were here for large parts but…

Kent’s played 40 games and scored 1 goal since he left, Aribo’s been relegated 3 times.

Just no, please stop.

[crossy @crossy72_]

As I mentioned earlier, Nikica Jelavic scored 36 goals for Rangers, 33 of these were with his first touch.

Here are the 3 that were 2 touches.

Big fella was deadly 🇭🇷

[Jessss🕊️ @jessica37895]

C’est incroyable que la façon la plus simple d’enregistrer un PDF soit de faire croire à l’ordinateur qu’on va l’imprimer

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ EXCLUSIVE: FC Köln send official bid to sign Mikey Moore on loan from Tottenham!

Negotiations at advanced stages with #THFC as deal could be completed next week with Moore open to the move.

Several clubs keen but Köln now clear favorites.

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

Never seen someone posthumously dragged as thoroughly and regularly as her. Even Thatcher and Savile got off lighter. A genuine villain.