Gaz

It shouldn't bother me...

BUT IT DOES!

[Gaz @GazLander]

@b_abiodun4 Evening mr. bastard! What are you doing with your time, now it's become apparent that you are not a man of god, given that your curse didn't work?

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@antmiddleton God, you’re showing yourself to be a fucking idiot! To think I wasted money on you. Makes me feel sick

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@Cobratate Got your beta ass handed to you by a half naked man in pink gloves! That’s a manly performance! I think a run in a tutu is more your scene, you massive fanny

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@BoxingNewsED If it’s not scripted (and that’s a big if), I genuinely think Paul could be seriously hurt, or worse! AJ may not have the best resolve, but he’s so powerful in attack

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Hi @APCOAUK We've recently registered our son's blue badge and our car details. Do we need to do anything when we park (Slough Station), other than display the badge?

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Sorry @RoyalMail I understand that staffing levels might be low and that it's a busy time of year, but no mail in over a week, when you're expecting something important, is unacceptable

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@thatfloridaguy1 Finally! It was the one place missing from your videos 😊

You’ll be hiring a car and going on rollercoasters next! 😁

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@lexilunaxoxo The correct use of the phrase “couldn’t care less”.

“Could care less” means the exact opposite of what people think it does.

Drives me mad! 😁

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@lexilunaxoxo Wayne’s world

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@harleyxwest 🍪

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@DHAS013 For MURDER??? F*ck yes!! Throw away the key

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@LEGOLANDWindsor have you got rid of the apple fries? 😢😢

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@Keir_Starmer Slap a tax on them. Surprised you’ve missed out on the revenue stream to be honest

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@BeckyLynchWWE Becky, you win burn of the century! Remind me to never cross you! 😂😂

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@SMARTYMobileUK is the payment system down now? I just keep getting the “sorry we are unable to process” message

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@DEFCONWSALERTS TACOman to the rescue!

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@richardajkeys Cry about it, gammon #COYS

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what are #yourodds @WilliamHill for Leicester not scoring again for the rest of the season?

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@hannahclaydon13 I was working in a machine shop, maybe 20 years ago, and there was a poster of you in the office

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@SkyHelpTeam @Rob3768 I bet it didn't help

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Well done @SkyUK Your latest update for the windows version of SkyGo has made a, fragile at the best of times, app, completely unusable. It won't even get past the cookies page before it crashes. PFE 4002. Uninstall/Reinstall makes no difference