Graham Bailey

This internet thing is a fad.

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

@Walmart #Walmart how is it the biggest retail operation still has the worst check out process? Self tabulating cart sure would save time/$

[Elizabeth M S @pokylilpuppy]

So much for “to be greedy would be ubsurd” follow your own montra! Little Washington, NC #goldenrule #marriott #hurricaneflorence

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

@GbaileyGraham @BCPowders

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

Is the rap name Lil BC powder already taken #bcpowder

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

I think I like Jessie Eisenberg better. Eisenberg>Zuckerberg. #MarkZuckerberg @facebook #facebook #FacebookDataBreach @JesseEisenberg

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

@KimKardashian looking like Cher.

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

@McDonalds why is it every single time I buy a frappe, half of the contents are spilt on the outside of the cup? #sticky.

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

@rubytuesday I'd love to chat over biscuits! :)

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

@rubytuesday NO biscuits any more?!?! WTH!!! Tell ruby to get back in the kitchen and get those biscuits cooked!

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

I can't watch @FamilyFeudABC without my dog barking at the "ding" during the speed round. #soundslikeadoorbell. #familyfeud

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

@normmacdonald you're Eddie Vedders brother right?

[Max Wendkos @maxwendkos]

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

@UberFacts aren't your tweets supposed to be facts???

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

@ImGinaDiPietro Damn Gina!

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

@chriscornell every morning I need a little extra ump to get going at work I put on a little SUPERUNKNOWN or Bad motor Finger. #spoonman

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

@ImGinaDiPietro I thought it was funny too.

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

@jimmyfallon I just woke up sad because I was dreaming that you called me to read a tweet on air and I missed your call. #mydogwokeupsadtoo

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

So SMU is better than UNC.

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

Is this how you do it @asbypirate ? #noridingmower http://t.co/7AnV1E5yyj

[Graham Bailey @GbaileyGraham]

Everyone posts artsy photos of healthy meals they eat. I should post pics of all the mcdonalds crap I eat.