slippy slappy Samsonite

we could have had Bernie

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

I had to do it#breakingtherules

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

@paramountplus @HaloTheSeries I got paramount+ for this and when he took his helmet off I canceled it… that’s us behind that helmet everyone that played so from the bottom of my heart fuck you

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

@OccupyDemocrats That’s bullshit censorship grows like a weed. instead of being so sensitive practice critical thinking.

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

@AndrewRudick

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

Hey @elonmusk you should shoot a high profile flat earther into space and shut those fuckers up once and for all! Use it to promote critical thinking as part of our education systems around the globe.

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

Dude! #SnyderCut

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@laurenboebert So fucking dumb

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

Wouldn’t it be funny if there really was a hell and Rush Limbaugh was there right now getting fucked by an 800° devil cock.... oh if the world was just

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

#gotmilk #Snowmageddon2021 #Snowpocalypse2021

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

@johniadarola @KPopDragon53 @TheYoungTurks @AnaKasparian @bretterlich @cenkuygur Hilarious, let’s make one that says he’s pulling Bernies strings!

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

She took a break from cooking meth for this 😂

[Kayleigh McEnany @kayleighmcenany]

President Joe Biden didn’t take questions, just snapped at a reporter, while we got no answer on:

➡️ whether Biden will force the Little Sisters of the Poor to provide contraception

➡️ whether he wants to make DC a state

What about court packing??

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

Calm down warrior princess 😂

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Don’t preach acceptance and unity when you haven’t been practicing it for the last four years.

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

@KyleKulinski At work some trumphumpers was flipping about that lol

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

@DanielNewman That I fought Darth Vader, got my ass kicked!

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

Fuck you, if Jesus came back today you’d hand the hammer to the guy that was going to nail him to a pole...

[Kayleigh McEnany @kayleighmcenany]

“For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.”

- John 3:16

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

Shut up Xena...

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

This is a blatant communist takeover. Change my mind

[❌ninjakick❌™ @ninjakick42]

Been in a coma for a year..... can anyone catch me up on what’s been going on?

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

Got a busy day on the 20th? I guess getting served papers all day long will take up some time! My bet the divorce papers come first.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

Man up puss

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

These scoundrels are only toying with the @sendavidperdue (a great guy) vote. Just didn’t want to announce quite yet. They’ve got as many ballots as are necessary. Rigged Election!

[slippy slappy Samsonite @GbondJames]

@dpakman Screaming into the void!