Disco Jesus

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[Disco Jesus @GcasperWG]

@SouthwestAir is the worst fucking airline ever. I’d rather fly with spirit or frontier.

[Wendy Espinosa @espinosaawendy]

The Targaryen names all sound so damn Cuban bro

[obsessedwithmybf @jessicx__ortiz]

me to whoever’s behind me in mario kart

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

do you ride dick goofy or regular

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

AYOOOOOOO THEY FOUND THE BLADE SECURITY GUARD

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

This the crippiest crip I ever saw in my life

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk 'em
Got drunk

[Disco Jesus @GcasperWG]

I love crazy girls until I fuck them 🙃

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

when the kitchen staff and servers date each other

[Disco Jesus @GcasperWG]

Been on a few dates with this girl don’t even know her name but ya boy might be catching them feels wtf is her name tho

[FatBoyPoker @Fatboypoker]

Dawg this is one of the greatest tik toks Iv ever seen

[Disco Jesus @GcasperWG]

I’m convinced the only girls that like me are psychotic

[meow @BestOfMeow]

Art by Shintaro Kago

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

give this tweet a pulitzer prize

[Renegade Master @itsmirabisa]

Whomst

[wildcard kales @kalinnrohre_34]

I’ve failed 3OH3! I trusted multiple hoes

[Camille @camille5D]

I would let Megan Fox step on me

[Nav @beatsbynav]

Live life on your own terms fuck what anyone thinks

[marrrky @marrrky__]

Me after watching Spider-Man