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I miss having a best friend

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I need that they/them with a lip piercing bad

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My heart goes out to all my fellow leftists and comrades out there but you guys have got to get better at poetry if you want to post it

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How I look before giving the worst head possible

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I did not care much for Charlie Kirk.

My name is Zac Taylor and I am the head coach of the Cincinnati Bengals.

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@booklovingscott Charlie Kirk’s death must really be hitting you hard 💔

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Smoking on the shit that made courage cowardly

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Would love to have a husband or wife or hife one day that’s probably fun

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Congratulations to all the ladies who’ve gone through labor this is your day love it up 😏😏😜

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Dear Micheal Longfellow,

I dearly hope that your loving relationship with your girlfriend works out; however, if you ever become interested in a controversially younger(8 years) boyfriend or fling…please contact me as I would like to interview for the position

Thank you

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I would do some crazy shit with Micheal Longfellow if he also consented and felt like taking it that far

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Men can never just have a pony tail they always gotta have a drum set or camera to go with it

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Drunk on Twitter liking every single Tweet.

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Smash or Pass Patrick start

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Guy who can’t find the clit: I’m just beating around the bush

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I would have done some insane things on George’s Harrison

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LADIES STOP GETTING MARRIED YOU ARE 19!!! SET YOURSELF FREE

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We live in a society

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Basically what we’re gonna do is Dance

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No I don’t Sorry, not sorry, not going to care because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every night was my own 'drunk bulbasaur' for almost 20 years

[Why everyone loves Pokemon @pokemon_twts]

remember when Bulbasaur got drunk

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I don’t think there is a single thing about me that will be taken to my grave, I must spill the beans