mike guittar

spaceships don’t come equipped with a rear view mirror

[mike guittar @GdoubleT]

Is Michael Cole’s mic messed up

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

An insanely rigged economy is when someone can work in government their entire life, never produce anything of value, and end up a millionaire with three homes while bemoaning the “oligarchy.”

[SNY @SNYtv]

FLO BALOGUN AGAIN!

A first-half brace and it’s 3-0 USA going to halftime!

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Lindor getting abducted by a UFO mid-game would probably not even crack the top 10 worst moments in Mets history

[mike guittar @GdoubleT]

First person to talk to me in Iceland was a Bears fan from Chicago that said “Go Bills”

[mike guittar @GdoubleT]

@Mets Hello I am in Iceland can you tell me these times in Iceland

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

Jameis Winston is one of the great leaders in all of sports today. He was asked about Jaxson Dart introducing Donald Trump, and used the FIFA World Cup as a way for us to appreciate diversity:

“Are we just gonna get mad and say, ‘why are these people from there coming over here?’ … Or are we gonna embrace the diversity that sport brings us?” 💯💯

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

The difference between a cat and a dog 😂

[Just Posting Ls @MomsPostingLs]

Wow even the models are high calorie

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

Yet you’ll ask for half his stuff in a few years.

[Pope Respecter @poperespecter1]

Boomers after using their last vote before dying to hand our entire government over to Israel.

[Labatt Blue Light @LabattUSA]

It was insisting that Dahlin opened an old cut on his lip for us. Like come on.