Geo

20 🌕 CS undergrad ☆ astronomy
✧ graphics ✧ literature ✧ sketching ✧ stupid ass takes

[Geo @Ge0lo]

@cybelethebest And it's not anonymous. At least not anymore. Your bio kid will happen to do a 23andme 20 years later and find out their mom is you, find your Facebook and have a mental breakdown that the kid you decide to have later looks like them. That they have half sibling strangers.

[Geo @Ge0lo]

@SethLargo Every sensitive young teen needs a stint in a fast food job to see how low the absolute stupidity of the general public can go.

[tomie @tomieinlove]

@cremieuxrecueil

[Geo @Ge0lo]

@anomicca Yeah I could follow this and ask for my mother's whatever recipe, but chances are it involves 70 cups of mexican blend cheese, heavy whipping cream, more slices of cheese.

[Geo @Ge0lo]

@TheBigWeenis @TruueDiscipline That would be fucking amazing, automatic admission.

[Geo @Ge0lo]

@TheBigWeenis @TruueDiscipline They should make us write interesting articles then. Like what's one topic you can blab about for 3 pages? Go.

[Geo @Ge0lo]

@BecomingCritter See, this is why if I ask Chatgpt a question that I'm biased in I ask it in favor of the opposite viewpoint. It will agree in favor of the opposing view, so I know where my case falls flat.

[Geo @Ge0lo]

@redrummarts Me actually

[Geo @Ge0lo]

You can be misogynistic but you have to be hot or it doesn't work

[Geo @Ge0lo]

@ShmuleyGroyp Thank you Rape Piers Morgans Wife's Tight Wet Pussy Groyper

[Geo @Ge0lo]

I still think about this

[Geo @Ge0lo]

@DeadLizard69420 @GimmickSlop When I was 14 I stumbled upon a roblox nazi game and they made me dress as a Jewish prisoner and get in a gas chamber

[Geo @Ge0lo]

i do not become a "rewards member",
i do not add a "phone number",
i do not "sign up for a store credit card",
i do not allow "promotional emails",
i do not "klarna", i do not "pay-in-4",
i do not "pay in the app", I pay in CASH and kill MYSELF.

[Geo @Ge0lo]

me again tomorrow (300 mi)

[Geo @Ge0lo]

The anxiety when you drove your mom's car 170 miles without telling her and she takes it the next day and doesn't notice.

[Geo @Ge0lo]

Ever since I got offline, my parents keep mentioning random people like "Henry Nowak" and expecting me to keep up with the conversation. Like who tf is that

[Geo @Ge0lo]

God that's so me. But it would be eating it with a significant other.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Beautiful gag in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) where Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Bacall are fantasizing about marrying a wealthy man and then it cuts to Betty Grable who is just dreaming about a delicious sandwich

[Geo @Ge0lo]

@mc_swm first guy to sign up for the mark of the beast

[Geo @Ge0lo]

@asparagoid I felt bad leaving my cat for 20 hours. I had my neighbor give her attention when I was gone for 48. That's fucked up.

[Geo @Ge0lo]

@ikenyonFB that's basically a 2026 flip phone. I got a tcl flip 4. It comes with some very minimal apps and a browser I don't use, but I can see why someone might want. Even a maps app, which just gives some turn by turn directions.

[Geo @Ge0lo]

@NoahRyanCo Why is my thing mushrooms dude

[Geo @Ge0lo]

There's a working payphone I frequently pass by (it may be the last one in my entire area) and for the first time in 5 years I saw a dude using it. I wonder how he's doing.