Fifth Gear

In my clinic we treat cyclophobes, driversaurs, petrolheads, speedophiles, carseholes, petrosexuals, autoholics and motor supremacists.

[road.cc @roadcc]

“He should be wearing hi-vis and not blocking the road”

Lorry driver in Japan turns himself into police after shocking “worst close pass ever” – but motorists still find ways to blame the cyclist
https://t.co/VLeItbC28s #cycling

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@MarkSharon_DP @but_cyclists But we've just seen the result of doing so which rather negates your argument.

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@MikeyCycling It's an addiction.

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@JamesCleverly @WelshLabour 20 mph! You poor, poor man. Far better that pedestrians are killed and injured than you suffer such an indignity.

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@BobHRoss @nedboulting @Chris_Boardman Are you serious?

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@BobHRoss @nedboulting @Chris_Boardman The Social Market Foundation (SMF) thinktank estimates that 14 years of frozen fuel duty freeze and the 5p cut since 2022 has cost the Treasury £130billion since 2011.

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@origmarm @MikeyCycling The pedestrian is fine. He stuck out his arm and took him down.

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@brexitbulldog2 @azb2019 @theJeremyVine Wrong. Cyclists use cameras because of drivers like you.
I'm happy to meet you in court where your idiocy will get you nowhere. I've done it several times and always won. Just drive safely and think of others more vulnerable than yourself.

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@brexitbulldog2 @azb2019 @theJeremyVine "I'm a very good driver." 😂😂😂
You can't even recognise a blatant driving offence.
Why is it that all the worst drivers believe they are highly skilled and proficient?

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@Budgiekiller @but_cyclists You're too generous😂😂😂

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@Budgiekiller @but_cyclists Oh dear, your transcendental skills have deserted you. Keep digging.

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@Budgiekiller @but_cyclists 😂Where is your transcendental aura now? You still haven't explained your amazing powers.

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@Budgiekiller @but_cyclists Amazing. Walking, cycling and driving are one and the same experience. Please share your transcendential skills.

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@Budgiekiller @but_cyclists Wow! You have certain unspecified skills that transcend driving, cycling and walking? What an amazing talent you have. Please go on. Maybe write a book about it.

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@Budgiekiller @but_cyclists Wow! You have certain unspecified skills that transcend and amalgamate the totally different experiences of driving and cycling?

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@Budgiekiller @but_cyclists Trust me. Driving a car is nothing like riding a bike.

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@cyclingweekly 'When a driver knocked me over at a red light and blamed me it made me ashamed to drive a car' .......said no one ever.

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@stevegr666 @MikeyCycling You're more likely to be hit by lightning or killed by a cow than a cyclist. Drivers kill 40 pedestrians a year on the pavement alone, more than the total killed by cyclists in 12 years.

[Fifth Gear @GearFifth]

@Henryz_mom It would be cashier collides with knife.

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@theJeremyVine @AirZound According to the Holy Bimble Boy (aka Ashley Neil) priority is taken and not given so you should have anticipated the illegal manoeuvre and slowed down to allow it and turned it into a non-event.