Adam Jordan

Listen, the humanitarian and the nihilist in me are constantly at each other's throats. Leaving hickeys and what not.

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

@stevensmangela I'm just glad you don't hate me like every pregnant woman ever said you would.

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

I just realized I'm a tattoo Nepo baby. I get all my tattoos for free and honestly, that's my biggest flex.

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

I fear my wife may have joined a cult. It's just three people but they are saying the downright filthiest things about Michael Cera, Adam Sandler, Bill Harder, and Pedro Pascal. She just isn't the same anymore...

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

Unfortunately, as of today, I am no longer eligible for Forbes 30 under 30. It was never a goal but still.

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

@mattLarnold Honestly, if you got bored with the previous one, I cannot recommend this one. It's the same game just a continuation of the story.

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

I did it. I won #NaNoWriMo. It took me writing 7806 words today, but I did it. I had to write almost 13000 words in two days just to make up for the flu trying to keep me down. My only regret is that the shirts were sold out in my size. I got my wife one to represent!

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

I didn't tweet my #NaNoWriMo word writing accomplishments for a few days, because I had none. The flu got me and made it impossible to write for four days. I still have a chance. I wrote 5125 words today, putting me at 42318. Tomorrow will be legendary.

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

I am choosing to only write 660 words for #NaNoWriMo. It's Thanksgiving. I'm thankful I got that much. (Now get over here Kratos.)

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

What the heck? I sit down to write for #NaNoWriMo, telling myself just 800 words to hit 35k and instead I just get a casual 2112? My muse, whatever it may be, has a cruel sense of humor.

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

I think I fell asleep writing for #NaNoWriMo tonight. 957 words will have to do. Goodnight.

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

Okay. Okay. Hear me out. I played a lot of God of War: Ragnarok this past weekend. So Saturday, for #NaNoWriMo, I only wrote 329 words, and Sunday I wrote 1830. Now tonight, I wrote 2142. Hear me out, it was worth losing Saturday numbers. I'm only 2000 words behind...

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

Some days my creativity for tweets to reveal how many words I wrote for #NaNoWriMo runs out. Like, how am I suppose to cleverly say I wrote 1714 words today?

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

So I wrote 1691 words, which is more than the daily. Unfortunately, I think it's not enough to make up any... This #NaNoWriMo will come down to the buzzer.

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

I was worried I wouldn't get enough words for #NaNoWriMo, I finished 1563 words before calling it quits. I'll make the difference up another day.

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

I'm so tired. Today was a long 1843 words. But I'm slowly inching back to where I should be for #NaNoWriMo.

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

I'm too tired for clever. 1706 words. Woo! Take that #NaNoWriMo

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

He he he. I did it. I did a second day of 2000 words. Take that #NaNoWriMo, you intrusive set of arbitrary challenges that I allow to overwhelm my November. I will defeat you!

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

I love that Scrivener updates how many words per day I need to make up for SLACKING with my daily #NaNoWriMo. That being said, I went a little above with 1975 words so it should go down a little tomorrow. Right?

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

#NaNoWriMo, you sick muse. I am slowly falling behind. But this has happened before. I won those times and I'll win this time too! And honestly, 1117 words isn't terrible.

[Adam Jordan @Geckoman_9]

It may not be the weekend yet but it is certainly a rally. Well, a minor rally. But 1849 words nonetheless! #NaNoWriMo sure does feel like a long hike some days.