The NFL has turned the Pro Bowl into a flag football game
NBA All Stars don't even break a sweat or play defense in their game
NHL players are throwing haymakers 3 seconds into the #4nations game and it looks like the Royal Rumble
This game rules
The floor of section 205 at PPG Paints Arena is so fucking sticky I was sticking to the ground while trying to jump up and down to celebrate. I'm genuinely disgusted.