Gillian Chapman

Work in progress. Partial to wine. Kindness costs you nothing. Proudly South African.

[Sarah Deech ☕️ @londonette]

Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala

[Gillian Chapman @Gee_Cee07]

@pixieSTOKE @MrD_SouthAfrica They just kept ending the call so I've had two deductions and no food.

[Gillian Chapman @Gee_Cee07]

@MrD_SouthAfrica tried to order, money double deducted and error message and no order.

[Gillian Chapman @Gee_Cee07]

@meyeah___ @pixieSTOKE @MrD_SouthAfrica It's disgraceful. I want to speak to a human and I want my money back. I do not want vouchers.

[Gillian Chapman @Gee_Cee07]

@RefiloeMotsam12 @MrD_SouthAfrica They keep putting the phone down. Five times already.

[Gillian Chapman @Gee_Cee07]

@Sixty60_Tweets no stock is loading for the green point area I. Cape town. If I switch my address to my work one in southern suburbs it works. Why is green point offline.

[Gillian Chapman @Gee_Cee07]

@poormanscaviar Sent yesterday ❤️

[Gillian Chapman @Gee_Cee07]

@alanwinde Nah buddy, this is not a cute as you think it is. You pitching up dressed the way you did tells us you think you don't have to follow any rules but your own. Not a good look in light of the recent findings

[Gillian Chapman @Gee_Cee07]

@Sixty60_Tweets what this all about - the price a few days ago was R179 with the special being R159. Why the price increase?

[Phumzile Van Damme @zilevandamme]

I was today old when I found out all these people I thought not a single one black are actually black, and that's why their international conglomerates do business in South Africa. You could paint my brown skin charcoal, I'm so shocked.

Meta: Mark Zuckerberg
Amazon: Jeff Bezos
Microsoft: Bill Gates
Google: Larry Page
Unilever: Hein Schumacher
PepsiCo: Ramon Laguarta
Nestlé: Laurent Freixe
Coca-Cola Company: James Quincey
McDonald’s: Chris Kempczinski
IBM: Arvind Krishna
Cisco: Chuck Robbins
Ford Motor Company: Jim Farley
General Motors: Mary Barra
Mercedes-Benz Group: Ola Källenius
BMW: Oliver Zipse
Shell: Wael Sawan
BP: Murray Auchincloss
TotalEnergies: Patrick Pouyanné
Barclays: C. S. Venkatakrishnan
HSBC: Georges Elhedery

[Tracey Lomax-Nixon @LoudMouthedChic]

I hope 2026 is the year women stop shouldering the burden of men's weaponised incompetence.

[Redi Tlhabi @RediTlhabi]

THIS👏🏼🙌🏽

[A Majestic Ho @JustVee1710]

Mary en Joseph is al op 'n donkie oppad Bethlehem toe en ek sit in' n fokken meeting.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A Thread of the work of Japanese artist Lito, known otherwise by his moniker Lito Leaf🧵

[Alex Byers @byersalex]

“And which great efficiency expert will lead this important new effort to streamline?”

“Actually there will be two people in charge”

[Gillian Chapman @Gee_Cee07]

Ripley ❤️

[Gillian Chapman @Gee_Cee07]

@cathjenkin Toby always has the look that he's just figured out the last part of a crossword puzzle and is properly delighted with himself ❤️

[Gillian Chapman @Gee_Cee07]

@GunRunSA Love the vibe of events but really, really not cool to be doing a sound check at 4.30am this morning.

[Gillian Chapman @Gee_Cee07]

@cathjenkin Oh my heart ❤️❤️❤️

[Gillian Chapman @Gee_Cee07]

I'm totes fine to remain unenlightened #hulleweetniewatonsweetnie