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Occasional producer of sarcasm and wit.

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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent - Eleanor Roosevelt #inspiration #thoughtoftheday #liferules

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Jees @Spotify I know the free version has ads but do you think it would be ok to listen to more than 1 song before hearing that people don't know where fricking Vilnius is .. #itsinlithuania #peoplearentthatstupid #chilloutwiththeads

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@clapifyoulikeme @LysetteAlice ... Here's your answer...

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@duolingo Thank you so much!!

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@duolingo hi guys, I lost my almost year streak because my other half distracted me during the lesson... I finished as the clock turned 00:00
Any chance you can help a girl learn some Swedish!

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@duolingo Thanks so much!
GeekGlassesLesh

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@LGUKCare can't update any apps on our TV it just says the app can't be installed? Any suggestions?

[Ella Cotton @EllaCotton]

Having #MAFSAustralia to watch during lockdown has been a blessing, it’s such trashy TV...I’m obsessed 😍

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@LysetteAlice @WillDHislop I feel this so much! Especially the Christmas tree...

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

why I won’t wear a mask

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@LysetteAlice @deadeyebrakeman This is so good!

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@RoyalMail how is it you manage to deliver to my address every single day but today you were unable to deliver my parcel because the address is inaccessible... Nothing is different! #royalmail #comeonnow

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@nextofficial these jeans are exactly the same cut, same range, same everything except colour and yet one is a far roomier size 6 than the other... Any explanation?

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@E4Tweets why the fuck would you say what is going to happen in the episode of B99 before the episode happens!? I mean, it's not GoT but still! Have some decency to not spoil the episode! #idiot #Spoilers

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@harryblumenau Both

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@JordanLi_Smith Heathens

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@BIRKENSTOCKUSA my year old Birks are tearing up my arches. Used your online sizer and got narrow fit. Is this the reason, do I need normal? is there anything I can do to help? #mypoorfeet

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@hsamueljeweller when will your workshops be reopening?

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Maybe during lockdown I should write an Animal Crossing Musical. #thoughts #lockdown #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #whatacombo

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