Joseph Newbury 👑

England is my city

[Alen @endofsilence9]

Never laughed harder in my life

[MC @UtdMicah]

😭😭😭

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"Do you apologise to football fans? The Premier League says 'sham' contracts, is this a 'sham' club?"

@RobHarris questions Man City chief executive Ferran Soriano after the club was found guilty of all charges related to Premier League's financial rules

https://t.co/3A2kYsOcCZ

[. @afc_thms]

The whistleblower is living in witness-protection and the UAE is threatening economic sanctions but yeah Man City is just a “football club” with a kind hearted investor

[DD @theogdaredevil]

LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

this might just be my late-millennial showing but there was a stretch from halfway through season one to about midway through season three where this show operated on a level I don’t think any sitcom has ever matched

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

#MUFC played off the park in the end by Brighton. United 17 touches in box vs Brighton’s 39.

First time in 50 years losing a home game after leading by two goals.

Pascal Gross with a pristine performance. Aged 35, strolling around the pitch, being decisive. Turmoil for United.

[pepper @CasaDupre]

We’ve got a year 10 refusing to train for Manchester United

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

Is Fernandez not clearly offside? Obviously interfering. Whatever about Haaland.

Very strange goal. Stemmed from poor touch by Dorgu which then had United's backline all scrambled. Martinez had two v one at far post for a while.

Major test for United now. #MUFC

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham is mocked in the opener of #SNLUK series 2

[Tom 🪐 @ftbltc]

Actually more invested in this than the real one

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Ooh, Netflix friends.

THE INBETWEENERS 3. Now filming.

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

BREAKING 🚨 The cast of Last One Laughing 3 has been revealed. #LastOneLaughingUK

Roisin is leaving the couch to join the show, and will be joined in the room by…

Lee Mack
Katherine Ryan
Harry Hill
Katherine Parkinson
Michelle de Swarte
Jon Richardson
Morgana Robinson
Josh Jones
and… Richard Ayoade is back.

Mel Giedroyc will join Jimmy on the couch.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

#areyouabaleba

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

We’ve got too used to seeing people sleeping in doorways and outside stations.

It isn’t normal. And I won’t accept it.

Today, we’re announcing that everyone sleeping rough this winter will be offered a route off the streets if they need it.

We did it during the pandemic. We can do it again.

Let’s get everyone in for Christmas. Then let’s end rough sleeping for good.

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

A DUCK

*BANG BANG*

A LEMONADE STAND

*BANG BANG*

A MAN

*BANG BANG*

GRAPES

*BANG BANG*

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

So if Farage loses today, he loses to a bin.

If he wins, by Monday the Parliamentary investigation into his £5 Million “gift” can resume.

How is this good for him?

[Chesterman United @chestermanutd3]

2026:

Antony Martial (30) - free agent
Jadon Sancho (26) - free agent
Memphis Depay (32) - free agent
Wilfred Zaha (33) - free agent
Adnan Januzaj (31) - free agent
Tyrell Malacia (26) - free agent
Brandon Williams (25) - free agent
Axel Tuanzebe (28) - free agent
Chris Smalling (36) - free agent
Paul Pogba (33)⏳ - free agent
•••
Marcus Rashford (28)…… free agent 2028?

#mufc

[NintenDeen @NintenDeenYT]

Oddly enough the best advertisement I've seen for OLED TVs lol