Simon Watts

Lovechild of John Grant and Christopher Hitchens and BTO trainee ringer ..natural history, music, art, photography, writing, Charles Darwin - all insitu.

[Simon Watts @Geekspeeks]

@katemacrae @BBCSpringwatch Excellent Kate. Foxy Five Star accommodation.

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@KayBurley So sure Truss won't change her mind? A little over 48hours after one of the biggest u-turns in Tory history?! #frackingtories

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@Natures_Voice Could have someone working chat - a little harder. Great cam but staring at a hole (despite the edit above) is only going to keep people's attention for (not) so long. Bit of vibrant intercourse please - like the birds had a few weeks ago 👍

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@MarkFra64259515 He's a youngster, probably second year with those primary yellow eyes. Have an old boy near me and he's now full on burnt orange :) Excellent dude 👍

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@DeniseAnJackson @JohnMcEnroe Shhh, don't tell him.

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@JohnMcEnroe I grew up with James Duckworth in the Northern Territory and was good friends with his mum and dad, Jack and Vera - and older brother Terry. At 10yrs old his tennis talent was legendary - beating club captain Micky Rovers in straight sets. Rovers could never return.

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Nature deserves better . This petition closes on the 27th June , please take a minute to sign it . Thank you .
@WildlifeTrusts
https://t.co/VpQ5iyOtCy

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@BlocParty @keleokereke Thomas at Christmas unwrapping his ticket for tonight on @o2academybham First ever gig, favourite band - he'll be on the balcony Kele if you get a chance to say 'hi' Going to be an amazing night #AlphaGames #BlocParty

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@Hermesparcels Utter lies on tracking. 3 attempts apparently, guy didn't even know how to ring a doorbell - dashed this through the letterbox...
The other two attempts must have been in his vivid imagination
Now I've got to contact sender. How about doing the decent thing Hermes

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@AlanDaviesbirds @Nitroshutter Not been a single year in my 30+ out on reserves and twitches where somebody's actions hasn't offended others. Some justified, some not, some a distraction to their own 'misdemeanours'. Suffice to say 'we're' generally pretty good. But, occasionally, there's going to be one...

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@timmackrill @harbourbirds An almost unbelievable image to transpire seemingly in such a short time span. Simply stunning. Groundbreaking project. Hope amid the void.

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@RoyDennisWF @timmackrill @SeaEagleEngland Superb.

[Roy Dennis Foundation @RoyDennisWF]

We are pleased to report that we have released a further 12 juvenile White-tailed Eagles on the Isle of Wight in partnership with @ForestryEngland. Read more here: https://t.co/FMJTnRwVX0
@SeaEagleEngland

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Thank you @damart_uk for charging my 88yr old Aunt a pound a day for every day she was in hospital and couldn't. If you were taking it off the shoe that would've been amazing but then taking it from loyal elderly, hospitalised customers seems to not bother you at all. Bravo.

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@Argos_Online Apparently statutory rights are not eligible anymore as a defunct/faulty mattress costing £300 cannot be exchanged. How exactly do you propose it's status can be checked? By spiritual guidance maybe?! This after being thrown off-line countless times. Bad bad bad.

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@BBCBreaking Foreign Secretary cut off for 6 o'clock at the most crucial time on question of his own social distancing. Gutted.

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@ArgosHelpers Hi Amy, I believe Clare (Mum) is going to be in touch. Thanks for the prompt reply. Si.

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So our boys long awaited birthday present bought via @Argos_Online is 1)Used 2)Incomplete 3)Unsafe Thank you Jardine Cycles, Coventry for highlighting this disgraceful situation. Destroying a child's big day is one thing but endangering his life a whole new low.

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@coventrycc So it's garden waste & recycling day on Stonehouse Estate. Both out side by side, ready and waiting. All in order, not a whiff of any indiscretion. Passer by puts single small pizza box in the garden waste - you don't take it. Recycling bin next to it. Pathetic CCC.

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@BradfordEx So why advertise this collection at £29.95 + £2.99 S+H (People's Friend 12/01/19) to then tell my 86yr old Grandma on the phone it's £39.95 and you 'couldn't possibly sell it any cheaper!'???