Dwayne the Rock Lobster

[Dwayne the Rock Lobster @Geekus_mayne]

@BrendenNunesNBA Have there been any updates on his overall recovery?

[Dwayne the Rock Lobster @Geekus_mayne]

@JasonStammSaid Hi Jason, can you provide a few more details about what you are looking for?

[Dwayne the Rock Lobster @Geekus_mayne]

@CamilaLPerez The Farm2Phone team would have greatly supported your TikTok endeavors

[Dwayne the Rock Lobster @Geekus_mayne]

@SaraCivian You look like that piece of paper has Covid

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@Ace_Dre @pupkinproblems Just got word, I’m having twins

[Dwayne the Rock Lobster @Geekus_mayne]

@Bearded_Bo_Bo Let the cleansing commence

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@SportsByTone @gullyblanchard I always try to take the aisle on flights I won’t sleep on, and window flights for sleeping. Aisle let’s me stretch out a little

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@squashhhy

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Damned if I do, damned if I don’t

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Dwayne the Rock Lobster @Geekus_mayne]

I am Le Tired

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@Yessicaa420 I read “something something hot pockets” and had to reread that lmao

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@jkirschhh

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@jkirschhh Can’t forget about this gem

https://t.co/ew7nBWqylj

(Lil shoutout to DJ’s circa 2012 with this one)

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@jkirschhh Like this classic

https://t.co/bSg9KYU0Pl

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@EsotericTea Had multiple appointments today on top of work but I’ve felt sluggish and drained all day. I just called and cancelled one of the appointments and my energy level is noticeably higher already

[Dwayne the Rock Lobster @Geekus_mayne]

Watching sports in Hawaii is wild.

Noon start time on the east coast? Better be up by 6 to watch!

Monday night football? More like Monday afternoon football.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!? Meh, not really. I need some coffee first.

[Dwayne the Rock Lobster @Geekus_mayne]

@Yessicaa420

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The pilot on my flight just snuck a “right meow” into his pre-flight spiel 😂