Holly Royston

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Because food tastes better when you’re standing in it...#pigs #homesteadinglife

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Learning to walk moments after being born is a bit tricky #babychicken #chick #newborn #homesteading #itsahardstart #ishouldenrollthisoneingymnastics

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I finally have my first brown egg! It’s amazing. Two chickens laying now. Woohoo!! #chicken #farmfresheggs #pastureraised

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When you can’t find your two pigs only to realize you’re standing right next to them so you both scare each other 🤦🏼‍♀️
#piglets #hogsolo #chewbacon #punny #pun #theyweresleepinginthetallgrass

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Meet Hog Solo (right) and Chewbacon (left)! Our newest addition here at the Geeky Homestead #piggy #piglet #starwars #geeks #nerd #baconseeds

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#worldsgreatestsocks #chickenlady #geekyhomestead #geekingout #chickens #crazychickenlady

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#vicious #losttooth #growinguptooquickly #mybaby #geekyhomestead #Labrador #greatdanepuppy

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Saying no more animals is literally the worst thing to say. It always means there is another one about to join the clan 🙄
#ihavetokittensnow #itriedtoreleaseone #imasucker #kittens #ihaveaproblem #geekyhomestead #homesteadlife #moremousers #spoiledanimals

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@homesteadhippy I’m catching stray cats...or trying to 🤣🤣

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This is the strangest stray cat I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣 #sillybosleytrapsareforcats #hesjustfine #homesteadlife #homesteadingit #communitycatsprogram #heshouldnthaveescaped #homestead #geekyhomestead #meetbosley

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Dating:
Me: baby, I hurt myself!
Him: oh no, how?

A few years in:
Me: Babe, I’m hurt again!
Him: what? How?

Now:
Me: I’m hurt...
Him: I’m not even going to ask. Come here.
#clumsy #MarriedLife #homesteadlife #thistimeiwassweeping

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I’ve never talked about chicken poop so much in my life in such detail until I had to build a coop #spoiledchickens #chicken #homestead #homesteadlife #farmfresh #crazybirdlady

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So much #attitude in one #chicken 🤣
#homestead #sassychicken #meetchickenlittle

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@Woody_Wilder @darth @dog_rates Here’s a #puppy with #ryangosling
Sorry for your loss

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My first #pumpkin seed is germinating!! I know I’m in the right lifestyle when this makes my day lol. Now, to start some more!! #pumpkinfordays #iplantedalot #farmer #homestead #thegeekyhomestead

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#meetamembermonday
To brighten your Monday, here’s #RyanGosling while he’s grazing on grass. He’s super curious and growing like a...weed lol. #heeatsweeds #pun #funnyfarm #homestead #geekyhomestead #TooCute

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Every day- ::insert that chickens name:: got out, better go catch ‘em and put them back.
Today- me: LETS FREE RANGE! Enjoy the freedom my babies!
Chickens: nah, I like my run space.

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It’s time for Meet a New Member Monday! #meetanewmembermonday
Bosley!!
Can be found sleeping on the job or barking at the wind. Super helpful. Best guard dog ever. #sleepypuppy #puppies #lovehim #geekyhomestead

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Reason number 294 I can’t go into work today: I have finally gained the trust of the pack and given a role. They deemed me the great comfortable head holder or pillow for short. 🤣#iwanastay #icantmove

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Me: I��m just getting three #chickens as the flock starter.
Husband: sounds reasonable
We arrive and find out she has Easter eggers...
Me: (don’t do it) I will only take one..(Just one is okay...)
Husband: is one okay or should you get two?
Me: two it is!
#chickenmath 😍🤫