Geens Dangles

Arachno-Marxist • Lawncare Engineer (retired) • Scholar of Internet Freaks • @treeassemblypod

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

People keep saying this on here but they never actually articulate why anyone should care

[jimothy burglary @JimothyBurg1ary]

I didnt watch the Seyfried show. Ive only seen YCSE. But at least from the clips shown in YCSE... it seems like it was an extremely inaccurate portrayal of Holmes, which many people took for truth. That makes it, in some sense, a lie.

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

ICE has killed multiple Americans citizens, which last I checked didn’t happen under Trump 1. Plus you know, the fucking war he started

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

I thought Trump 2 was gonna be way worse. Every day now I wake up with a euphoric sense of relief

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

This guy is lying you moron. Every conservative says they/their family were democrats before they “went too far left”

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

No, no, I was told these guys were angry Democrats have moved too far to the center, and haven't embraced socialism enough

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

@ShitlibSupreme @Holymolybub This is holocaust denial btw

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

It’s a wonder that you’re alone

[malevolent eggs @hugestpoopsever]

This is such a nightmare omg proposal pics with your dirty feet out and you’re both so gigantically fat so fat your knuckles turn dark and fingers turn crooked and misshapen omfg EW

[Neil Scott @MrNeilScott]

Forget 15 minute cities, here is everything that is on Wikipedia located within a 30 minute walk of where you are:

https://t.co/oRsYGmwehL

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

@soonrightaway Watching only Pine Barrens and getting confused about why Tony acts the way he does

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

@FCardamenis @aoshithefallen This is like watching season 5 of the sopranos without watching my the others first

[Jade 🔞 🇵🇭 | COMMISSIONS OPEN @jade_the_shade9]

Do not try to make a joke about most superpowers, especially ones with vague or simple premises, because a lot of people will figure out some of them are busted

Because this just basically said guy 1 has perfect memory, guy 2 can replay past events and guy 3 can boil people

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

The Amber Heard part of this post:

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

Absolutely fucking retarded

Mansa Musa was not the wealthiest man of all time

Mansa Musa lived in a time where riding camels across the desert was the only method of transportation and they celebrated not dying by partying until they died

Elon builds fucking rockets and made Amber Heard cosplay as Mercy from Overwatch so he could fuck his favorite video game character

You people are fucking blind

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

@seth_man @JohnTibbetts2 @PrivateDIO @KaiserBeamz This was about them as publishers, which was already going down hill by 2011 for all three and was a definite fall by 2013 when the podcast was recorded

[Possum A-ko @KaiserBeamz]

R.I.P. BioWare

One last "three Bs" for the road.

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

Why is he just an actual Space Marine

[DCU Updates @dcuworld]

"Once a soldier fighting on behalf of humanity, Hal was betrayed by his battle-brother Oliver Queen and left for dead on an alien world. Rescued and deprogrammed by the Green Lantern Corps, Hal is now the Corps’ only human warrior and a powerful strategic weapon in its war against humankind. Hal’s blood-soaked odyssey will carry him through the burning ruins of a DC Universe unlike any readers have seen before, as Hal fights for peace by taking the battle to the shores of Hell itself".

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

Like I get it, Trump and his ilk lay the rot of America bare and don’t hide it, but this shit is just embarrassing

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TONIGHT at 6PM.

Five small-business owners. One million dollars.

Watch them battle to turn their dreams into reality.

The Million Dollar Pitch Competition. Don’t miss it ➡️ https://t.co/V3twsoJDT9

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

One of only two comic book movies in the last 20 years that’s worth a damn

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

10 years ago today, the iconic ‘LOGAN’ trailer was released.

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

This is like the simplest joke in existence

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

There’s multiple times in Nathan for you where people say they’re going to kick his ass and he just keeps the it going

[Samosas Malone Redux @JurassicDunk]

Nathan Fielder's shtick only works when he's tormenting people who are being nice to him because he holds power over them. I don't think he'd be nearly as effective when faced with someone who isn't trying to make it in Hollywood, or someone who is actively hostile to him

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

The Death Stranding model is over 7 years old and also has access to a better lighting engine

[Geens Dangles @GeensDangles]

I hen your epic socialist mayor bails out small businesses that owe the city hundreds of thousands of dollars:

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Homeowners and small businesses, are you stuck under a pile of debt you owe to the city? This is your chance to get back in good standing and move forward.

With DEBT DEMOLISHER, you have until January 10, 2027 to pay off city debt at DISCOUNTED RATES and clear interest.

Check your eligibility now at https://t.co/tLdVbe1DgB

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Eli film opinion: While critics were quick to shower "From the branches of the papaya tree" with praise, the 20 minutes I watched were wretched. Once again, the Academy rewards mediocrity.

Esther film opinion: You cannot miss "Demonisity 3D: Rise of the Demons"