Around this time last year a cop pulled me over on the taconic doing 93 in a 55 & said “Oh I’ve been waiting for this all day” & I said “well I got here as fast as I could” & he laughed & didn’t give me a ticket.. I hope he’s doing well, I still think about him a lot
Do you ever see social media posts of that girl from high school that got knocked up really young & just think “who is watching your kid?!” ?? Bc I do all the time
i have chained my roommate to the kitchen table. i will be cutting him open to see if he’s a cake. he says he isn’t, but that’s exactly something a cake would say