Geeta

The festive parody account of Geeta Pokemon, Top Champion and Chairwoman of the Pokemon League, and #1 Glimmora Enjoyer
She/They
Ran by @HiWjiod

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

Hello, Twitter. I am Geeta, chairwoman of the Paldean Pokemon league. I came to Twitter to express my thoughts and feelings, since I am legally required not to do so in public because of my status.

[MOVED TO @GlowyStarz @Alexday156]

Just a reminder that isnotreal is NOT planning to stop at Palestine

They want to expand and expand till they create their "greater Israel"
That's another reason why we need a #FreePalestine AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!

[︎ ︎ @HiWjiod]

It tells me a lot that isr*el has its own government Twitter account and has the budget to make animations while Palestine’s isn’t government owned and they don’t have the time or money to make an animation

It’s so weird to me

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

//Little message from Geeta mod here!

Geeta got knocked out and is in a coma right now for the week /j

In all seriousness I'm dropping the parody for now bc the global strike is happening for Palestine and I encourage others to participate as well

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

Please do not eat wet cement.

Why do I have to clarify this?

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

@ArcaneTorque That would be best. I hope to solve this Mochi Mystery soon.

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

Be careful, everyone.

I have heard some rumors about a dangerous mochi. It will be hard to resist though...

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

@ArcaneTorque That is true.

I was mostly referring to myself, though, as I particularly enjoy mochi.

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

So, I have a little problem.

My Santa hat will not come off.

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

Now that people know my secret, people have been calling me the Glimmora Whisperer.

I kind of like that name.

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

@AtticusTeamStar What...?

No. We cannot take any chances.

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

2024 is off to a good start!
Last year, we made it to the 3rd without any incidents. Hopefully we can continue this (short) streak!

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

Happy 2024, everyone!
I hope we all have a great year. 🥂🎉

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

Last day of 2023!
I'm excited, but can I make it to midnight?

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

It’s December 25th…
Merry Christmas!

As a present, all gym leaders and elite four members will get a pin of their type specialty and a 1.5% raise. Enjoy!

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

@ionoleudalzone Oh thank you, that is very kind of you! I am excited to see what it will be.

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

Happy Christmas Eve! I hope people will have fun and enjoy the festive decorations in the towns of Paldea.

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

@ionoleudalzone …I do not know.

What I do know is that it’s the name of the holiday tomorrow.

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

@Elite4Rika Come to think of it, I haven’t seen it in a while.

…oh I hope it didn’t cause too much of a ruckus.

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

It is officially winter now!
Even though it has been snowing for a while now, it is official.

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

@DJ_4zul You might be right.
People tend to criticize newer Champions for a while.

[Geeta @Geeta_LaPrimera]

If I'm being honest, I am glad at least some more people are coming around to me now.