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"Risk is our business!"

Oddly, we thought exploration was their business.

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We hope you've enjoyed Niglobartl by Shawn Laasch. Happy holidays from everyone at Geex5 and Certified Drama Free!

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And so he has kept his bargain - growing fat from his supplicants - but I am forever hungry. Soon… soon...

#Niglobartl -- 20/20

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“I will feast as our power grows. Now, let us look through my book of the naughty.”

#Niglobartl -- 19/20

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“And another thing,” I said as his chuckles drifted off. “You are too thin. You need an enormous belly.”

#Niglobartl -- 18/20

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Saint Nicholas laughed so heartily he had to grasp his belt to keep from laughing it off. “So be it, Krampus!”

#Niglobartl -- 17/20

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“Very well, old man. I would ask that you also see if you can secure the future of my brother, Zwarte Piet”.

#Niglobartl -- 16/20

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Nicholas stared in my red eye. “The night before my feast day, people will dress as you and terrorize on another.”

#Niglobartl -- 14/20

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One night. One night a year - but still, one night every year, if the power of this Christianity is to be believed.

#Niglobartl -- 15/20

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My horned head lowered. I knew I must do I as the old man bade. “Will I have a feast day?”

#Niglobartl -- 13/20

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The old man continued, “If you don’t join the new god, you will die like the old gods - only a painting on a wall.”

#Niglobartl -- 12/20

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“You drop sacks of gold coins down chimneys, no? I beat and chain, but my rite frees my worshippers from death.”

#Niglobartl -- 10/20

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“Worshippers? Where? I see none.” The man stroked his beard. “Things have changed. My god is the power now.”

#Niglobartl -- 11/20

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“You could remind people that gifts only go to those who are deserving - that punishment comes to the wicked.”

#Niglobartl -- 9/20

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“What use would I be to you,” I ask. Despite my distended tongue, my speech shows I am no fakery like this man.

#Niglobartl -- 8/20

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And now this avatar of their god seeks me out? Surely this is a trap.

#Niglobartl -- 7/20

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Still, I can feel my power in danger. One by one, all of the other the gods of this land have disappeared.

#Niglobartl -- 6/20

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And year by year, associating me with their Christian anti-god - their Satan - made my power grow.

#Niglobartl -- 5/20

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Christianity had come to my land, but I persisted. Fear of me kept children behaving well.

#Niglobartl -- 4/20