GMJ

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[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

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[GMJ @GeezMJ]

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[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

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[americanair @AmericanAir]

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[GMJ @GeezMJ]

@tweetgrubes I want to see a horse blue-flaming....forget this mushy stuff

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Heard it twice, ended as quick as it startedRT @DFWscanner: “@razshafer: There are intermittent (cont) http://t.co/GzoNNYn0

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Any lights need replacing?@RT @MDoocy: Looked from here like Milone balked 2 pick off Elvis.

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@h8torade I appreciate your work. I'm exposed to things I would never find and I never miss out ....http://t.co/QbAw4gzO

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Rule one of promotion..sign the act first RT @DalArtsDistrict: @attpac When is your big concert announcement coming?

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@Axeemjacks Nice marketing ploy, huh? @attpac #superdupersecretconcert

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Nice photo shop! RT @TC1310: Why yes, I do have a new background on my computer http://t.co/VHVg7HM3

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@danieltosh I've got a hemorrhoid that looks like your face....it is that ugly

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Err, $2 beersRT @84jordan: Woohoo! Wind in my hair. It's Friday & the ponies are in my future. Lone Star Park & $1 beer nite.

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@Evan_P_Grant Ohhh Evvvaaannn....RT @RangerBlake: Rangers Lexus Valet stands are all full for Tuesday night. #RangersValet

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@tweetgrubes Is my wife racist....Did they trade Yu for Uehra? #thingswomensay

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[GMJ @GeezMJ]

@DFWTruckFoodie Please get the food trucks involved in this discussion.....http://bit.ly/x6BwJz

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@tweetgrubes I'm calculating my poop time based on this commercial break...I've been in here a while. #TattooedSemi